From a good friend on ROTI Arthur (Art ) McCullough
Past President Escondido Sunrise RC , in Escondido,California.
Thanks Art.
Dear Friends in Rotary, back in about 2000 a ROTI member in South Africa
was visiting a Rotary friend in his home and as they looked in the man’s
desk they found a small plastic red insert page for a magazine that had a
recording CD that was a copy of a speech the Paul Harris made during the
Rotary convention in 1933. The ROTI member ask on our communication list of
600 members worldwide if anyone might be able to do something with it. I
immediately asked him to send it to me to see if my Son Jeff might be able
to copy the speech and allow us to do something with it. Jeff’s business is
www.musicproducer4hire.com
Jeff was able to spend many hours removing as much static and excess noise
that allowed us to reproduced it onto CD’s to be played later , We were
able to send a copy of the speech to the Rotary history Fellowship so it
is on line on their web site. Another new ROTI member from Northern
California then added visual effects and photos of Paul that make it more
interesting. Here is that video now on youtube ,you can copy and
use it any way you wish so that more Rotarians etc. can see it below:
Monday night being the 5th Monday of the month we had a social gathering at Marilyn and Ian Jennings’s farm “Raywood” about 10 ks out of Coolamon.
Members present were Paul Weston, Leslie Weston, Ian Jennings, Dick Jennings, John Burns, Henk Hulsman, Ian Durham and John Glassford.
Visiting Rotarians PP Roger Quine from Junee RC.
Partners included: Marilyn Jennings, Val Burns, Maree Jennings, Susan Glassford, Maureen Hulsman, Christine Lorraine, friends of Susan and John from Ballarat, Claire and Campbell Mercer as well as the two Italians Enrico and Ricardo, back again.
Our hosts Marilyn and Ian Jennings went to a lot of trouble to prepare for the night and a great time of fellowship, laughter and fun was had by all. All present would like to thank Marilyn and Ian very much for their hospitality and the effort they put in to make it an enjoyable night. I took a few photos but was enjoying the fellowship and friendship to take too many.
Now Roger Quine went to the club house to find NO Rotarains there so Dick went to Coolamoln and guided Roger to Raywood. It was a pleasure to see Roger with us again and we noted how proudly he wore his PHF Sapphire p[in. Thanks for coming Roger!
PRESIDENT PAUL WESTON’S REPORT
It was a relatively quiet week in Rotary World, but maybe it’s just the quiet before the storm. Lots of Rotary-related events are on the cards for the next few weeks, so read through this report and the Diary to find out what’s going one.
First, I want to thank Ian and Marilyn Jennings for a great fellowship meeting at their place on Monday. Great food, great company, and great weather made for a fabulous evening, as judged by the fact that guests were reluctant to leave. Thanks again to Ian and Marilyn (and those who contributed to the feast) for opening their doors and hosting a memorable evening. If only all our meetings were so enjoyable!
Onto the upcoming events (get a pencil and your planner!). First up is the District 9700 AGM in Temora on Sunday, 4 Nov. Next is our weekly meeting on Monday (5 Nov) at the Sport and Rec Club, featuring guest speaker Georgia Roberts from the Australian Red Cross. Catering will be by Gilbert, so please phone the restaurant with apologies. The following day, we’re invited to Junee for their weekly meeting featuring a talks by Chris Wilson from Riverina Blue Bell . Wait, there’s more! On Wednesday, the Kooringal Rotary Club is hosting a sporting challenge at the Wagga Country Club. I have no details on this one, but it does sound intriguing. Don’t forget about Bingo on Thursday (8 Nov); rostered on are John Burns, Henk, Leslie and Paul. If that’s not enough, we have our AGM scheduled for the following Monday (12 Nov). If you’re thinking of serving on one of our board positions, please feel free to put your hand up! We still need to fill the positions of Club Administration Director, Service Projects Director, Youth New Generations Director, and Vocational Services Director.
That should be enough to fill your agenda for now. Hope to see you at some or all of the events on for next week!
Onward and upward!
Yours in Rotary,
Paul
DIARY REMINDERS
*Monday 5th November Guest Speaker Georgie Roberts from the Red Cross.
Tuesday 6th November Junee RC Meeting Riverina Blue Bell You are invited.
Thursday 8th November: BINGO on duty: John Burns, Henk Hulsman, Leslie Weston & Paul Weston
Monday 12th November AGM and Election of Office Bearers for 2013-2014.
Monday 19th November Ian Durham Speaker on his journey of life.
Through our service, we learn that the problems that may seem large to us are really very small. We learn empathy for others. We come closer to people who seem very different from us. And we begin to understand how alike we really are.
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
The Drunk
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.
The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk looks back and says, “Yes, Preacher… I sure am.”
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. “Have you found Jesus?” the preacher asked.
“No, I didn’t!” said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, “Now, brother, have you found Jesus?”
“No, I did not Reverend.”
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, “My Good man, have you found Jesus yet?”
The old drunk wipes his eyes and asks the preacher… “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
Another Drunk Joke
This guy is sitting in a bar drunk. He asks the bartender, “Where’s the bathroom at?” The bartender says, “Go down the hall and make a right.”
Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream coming from the bathroom, and they wonder about what’s going on in there. A few minutes go by, and again, everybody at the bar hears another loud scream that came out of the bathroom. This time, the bartender decides to investigate, and he goes into the bathroom to see what the drunk is screaming about.
He opens the door and asks the drunk, “What’s all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers away.”
The drunk whines, “I’m sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the heck out of my ——-!”
With that, the bartender looks in and says, “No wonder! You’re sitting on a mop bucket, you idiot!!
One for the Ladies
A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, “Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.” The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp.
“Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy”, again the bartender brought her a Martini. By this time the lady is leaning heavily forward, barely able to hang on. She called, “Barbender, your Martoutsys are giving me heartburn.”
Patiently, the bartender came near her and said, “Lady, I am not a barbender, but a bartender, and what you have been drinking is not a Martoutsy, but a Martini, and finally, you do not have heartburn, your chests are hanging in the ashtray.”
ROTARY INFORMATION
In 1945, representatives of 50 countries met in San Francisco at the United Nations Conference on International Organization to draw up the United Nations Charter. Those delegates deliberated on the basis of proposals worked out by the representatives of China, the Soviet Union, the United Kingdom and the United States at Dumbarton Oaks, United States in August-October 1944.
The Charter was signed on 26 June 1945 by the representatives of the 50 countries. Poland, which was not represented at the Conference, signed it later and became one of the original 51 Member States. The United Nations officially came into existence on 24 October 1945, when the Charter had been ratified by China, France, the Soviet Union, the United Kingdom, the United States and by a majority of other signatories. United Nations Day is celebrated on 24 October each year.
Rotary International issued, under the title of “Essentials for an Enduring World Order,” two booklets setting forth articles interpreting the Dumbarton Oaks Proposals. The principal objective was to stimulate discussion by Rotarians everywhere on the newly proposed world organization. Two pamphlets entitled “Pattern for San Francisco” and “The Bretton Woods Proposals” also were sent to all clubs, with the result that the proposals were widely discussed.
At the organization conference of the United Nations held in San Francisco in 1945, the United States delegation invited Rotary International to appoint consultants. Eleven prominent Rotarians served in this capacity with resulting influence on the humane aspects of the Charter. In particular, Article 71 of the United Nations Charter attests this influence:
“The Economic and Social Council may make suitable arrangements for consultation with non-governmental organizations which are concerned with matters within its competence…..”.
Don’t forget to regularly check our club web site for current information such as bingo rosters and various newsletters from the District Governor, the School of St. Jude’s, the monthly membership on the move newsletter as well as several other club bulletins.
Congratulations to the School of St Jude for an amazing achievement of 10 years educating Tanzania’s poorest children. We applaud your efforts and are proud supporters!! Happy St Judes Day!
Well we volunteered for the chocolate wheel again this year for our annual hospital fete. We came and we worked but it was hard going due to the lack of numbers this year. Maybe a sign of the times but we found it hard to sell the tickets required to run this fund raising part of the hospital this year.
On hand were Ian Durham, Dick Jennings, Ian Jennings, John Glassford, Paul Weston and Leslie Weston. Clare Munro also kindly volunteered but her services were not required. Anyhow here are some photos from Saturday morning in Coolamon. The morning teas were delicious! Click on the photos for a larger image please.
MEETING October 22nd. 2012
‘How to do Business in the Online Marketplace’ workshop hosted by Web 123. Natasha Vanzetti was the presenter ably assisted by Nicola Bell from Tilma Management. We attracted some 41 participants and the consensus was that it was well run with some excellent information provided by Natasaha. Coolamon Rotary and The Coolamon Shire Council sponsored the workshop.
Some notable statements made included:
97% of potential customers research you before they call or contact you via email.
Email is a basic requirement in conducting business today.
In retail it is essential to deliver exceptional customer service.
Build a long term business relationship so keep your web site dynamic and up to date.
Facebook is word of mouth on steroids.
In setting up your web site Natasaha said that:
Profile your ideal client and build the web site to suit their needs.
Ask yourself what is your web site doing?
What information are your clients looking for?
Put your contact details in the top right hand corner of your web site.
You need to look at what your key words are for search engines.
Here are some photos from Monday night’s workshop:
Just some of those who attended the workshop just click on the image to get a larger version.
PRESIDENT PAUL WESTON’S REPORT
Another landmark event was held on Monday at the Coolamon Sport and Rec Club. The Rotary Club of Coolamon and the Coolamon Shire Council jointly sponsored a digital marketing workshop designed to promote electronic media to small businesses in the shire. Natasha Vanzetti, a partner with web design firm Web123 out of Wagga, presented an hour-long presentation on the imperative for small businesses to establish a presence on the web and the importance of social media for building up and keeping a customer base. Loads of practical advice along with an extensive question and answer period after dinner, mixed in with plenty of time for fellowship, made for a full and information-packed evening.
It was hard to clear out the last of the participants what with all the lengthy after-dinner conversation, and even Dick Jennings, one of the last remaining Luddites in the club, had a hard time tearing himself away. Who knows, you might even get an e-mail message from Dick one of these days! It’s clear that the topic was of great interest to a good cross-section of small businesses across the shire (from Marrar to Ganmain, and Ardlethan to Coolamon), judging from the lively conversation during the dinner break and afterwards. Thanks go to Coolamon Shire Council for co-sponsoring this event with us and to Linda Tillman for lining up the speaker. The event will enhance our efforts to boost small businesses in the shire via our “Shop Locally/Be a Shire Buyer” campaign.
Several of us (Ian Durham, John Glassford, Dick Jennings, Ian Jennings, Leslie Weston and I) ran the chocolate wheel at the hospital fête on Saturday morning, and helped raise over $500 for the hospital (courtesy of donated gifts for the wheel), despite the low turnout at the event.
Don’t forget the social evening planned for this coming Monday. Because it’s the fifth Monday of the month, we’ll be dispensing with our regular meeting and instead will have a purely social gathering and meal at the home of Ian and Marilyn Jennings. Please let Ian or Marilyn know if you’re planning to attend. You’ll find details elsewhere in this bulletin.
That’s all for now.
Onward and upward!
Yours in Rotary,
Paul
DIARY REMINDERS
*Monday 29th October Social Night at Marilyn and Ian Jennings home. Start 6.30 for 7.00 pm and BYO please. Please call Ian or Marilyn on 0428 492 157 or home on 6927 3390.
*Monday 5th November Guest Speaker Georgie Roberts from the Red Cross.
Thursday 8th November: BINGO on duty: John Burns, Henk Hulsman, Leslie Weston & Paul Weston
Monday 12th November AGM and Election of Office Bearers for 2013-2014.
Monday 19th November Ian Durham Speaker on his journey of life.
Traveling around the world during September I visited many wonderful places and I met countless Rotarians truly dedicated to achieving Peace Through Service. To learn more about the great things happening in the Rotary world, I invite you to read my blog. And thank you for visiting this page.http://bit.ly/T3aoj9
“Look at ME!” boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. “Every morning I do fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles. I’m fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t stay up late, and I don’t chase after women!”
He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, “And tomorrow, I’m going to celebrate my 95th birthday!”
“Oh, really?” drawled one of the young onlookers, “How?”
Another Night on the Town
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along.
“What’ll ya have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied.
So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one go. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever tasted!” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband. “And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: “I have something I must confess.” “There’s no need to, ” his wife replied. “No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!” “I know,” she replied, ” now just rest and let the poison work.”
{Thanks to Tom Telfer from ROTI and the Rotary Club of London North, London, Ontario, Canada}.
ROTARY INFORMATION
WORLD POLIO DAY OCTOBER 24th. 2012
World Polio Day is October 24 and Rotary International is using social media to make your voice even stronger. Rotary created a page on the social media service Thunderclap,which enables supporters to sign up to share a single message through their social media accounts. The message will go out at a designated date and time to amplify the voice of our cause.
“It’s World Polio Day & I’m adding my support to end this disease. Join #Rotary in making history. #endpolio: http://thndr.it/VRtT3i”
Led by RI President Sakuji Tanaka, International PolioPlus Committee Chair Robert Scott, and Rotary Foundation Trustee Stephanie Urchick, delegates to the Rotary institute for zones 24-32 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, will take part in a downtown walk and rally on 19 October. One hundred of the participants will carry signs bearing the End Polio Now message.
Don’t forget to regularly check our club web site for current information such as bingo rosters and various newsletters from the District Governor, the School of St. Jude’s, the monthly membership on the move newsletter as well as several other club bulletins.
A good day for Rotarians to donate to the Polio Plus campaign.
Click on the End Polio Now logo above for the full story and to donate.
There is a US$945 million funding gap in the fight to end polio. What’s the impact? Campaigns in 33 countries will be cancelled and 94 million children won’t receive the polio vaccine.
We need your help! Send a message to world leaders to fund the fight to end polio at:
Speakers Tonight were PDG Fred Loneragan and John Glassford
Subject Road MAPS to Africa.
We had the following visitors: From Junee Rotary Club Peter Commens, John Higginson, Ian Good, Doug Bell, from Henty Rotary Club, Ron Wellington, Mark Janetzki, from Lockhart Rotary Club, Bob “Babu” Kendell, Alan Mulholland, Bryan Burgess, Colin Wiese, Bob Toose and from Wagga Wagga Sunrise Rotary Club, Max Chapman and PDG Fred Loneragan. From Italy Enrico and Ricardo and from Ganmain Susan Wingate-Pearse.
Ten members from our club were also in attendance, Paul Weston, Henk Hulsman, John Glassford, Mark Reardon, Dick Jennings, Christine Atkinson, Ian Jennings, John Burns, Neil Munro and Ian Durham.
Dick Jennings ran a chook raffle and there were two chooks on offer.
The presentation on Africa was in three parts showing where we had been where we are today and where we are going tomorrow. To date Road MAPS and District 9700 with PDG Fred Loneragan has raised $238,000 for our projects there. These include:
The presentation concentrated on sustainability and the two main projects we will be supporting over the next three years, Orphan Rescue Kits for Mathare and Tracy’s 200 and Coolamon House in Cape Town. The 3 year plan for awareness and fund raising will be centered on World AIDS Day December 1st for the next 3 years:
Fred and John then went onto outline the project planned for ANZAC Day 2015 climbing Mount Kenya in aid of Legacy in Australia, the Returned Services Association in New Zealand and our two African projects. More information will become avialable over the next few months.
PRESIDENT PAUL WESTON’S REPORT
President’s report
This past Monday, the club and our many guests were treated to a very interesting presentation and a challenge by John Glassford and Fred Lonergan. John and Fred described progress to date on the “Roadmaps to Africa” fundraising campaign spearheaded by John and fabulously supported by Fred and the Rotary Foundation. To date, $238,000 has been raised by their efforts, centred on climbs of notable mountain peaks in Africa (e.g. Mount Kilimanjaro and Mountains of the Moon/Mount Margherita). The funds have been used to support programs aimed at easing life for the millions of AIDS orphans in Africa, children who have had the misfortune of being born into families whose parents have been victims of the AIDS epidemic. Pretty remarkable stuff.
Now the challenge: to raise funds to provide educational opportunities for 200 of these AIDS orphans. John and Fred described how $450 can provide the funds needed to send one of these children through primary school ($600 for secondary school). The focus on education is plain: without education, these children have virtually no opportunity to escape the fate that befell their parents. However, a very modest monetary investment provides these children with a sound education that will give them the footing to lead productive lives. This investment in education began with one 14-year old girl (Tracy), and now the challenge is to raise funds for 200 of Tracy’s contemporaries to provide similar opportunities for them. The starting point in this fund-raiser is to have people sacrifice their lunch money for one day (AIDS awareness day, coming up in December). Small donations such as this can add up to substantial sums, so John and Fred hope a fair bit of the funding for this challenge will be raised this way. Of course, individuals and groups can sponsor a child in whole. Look for details on this program in the very near future. It was inspiring to see how much of a difference a few people working together can make; hats off to John, Fred, Craig Corrigan (who climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro), Mark Janetzki of Henty Rotary (who climbed Mt. Margherita), and the other climbers who sacrificed time and money to make this possible.
Our next meeting features a workshop for the owners and operators of businesses in the Coolamon Shire who are interested in learning how to enhance their businesses via electronic media. This digital marketing workshop will be run by a firm based in Wagga, and will show businesspeople how to use the internet and social media to increase their customer base and profitability. The cost of the workshop is being shared by our club and the Coolamon Shire Council in order to encourage business owners and operators to learn about this increasingly important avenue of communication with existing and potential customers. Members of our club are welcome to attend for the usual cost of a dinner catered by Gilbert ($20).
Things keep rolling along, so don’t sit on the sidelines for too long! I hope to see you at the digital marketing workshop. The following week, being a fifth Monday, will be purely an opportunity for fellowship (a dinner hosted by Ian and Marilyn Jennings), so save that date as well.
Onward and upward!
Yours in Rotary,
Paul
DIARY REMINDERS
Saturday October 20th Coolamon and Ganmain Hospital Fete 9.00am at the hospital grounds, volunteers needed for the chocolate wheel.
Volunteers so far Clare Munro, Ian Durham, Dick Jennings, Ian Jennings, Mark Reardon, Paul Weston and John Glassford.
*Monday 22nd October WORKSHOP for Coolamon Shire Business people on how to use the Internet for marketing your business facilitated by Linda Tillman and sponsored by Coolamon Rotary and the Coolamon Shire Council. *Monday 29th October Social Night at Marilyn and Ian Jennings home. Names to Dick Jennings start 6.30 for 7.00pm. BYO please. *Monday 5th November Guest Speaker Georgie Roberts from the Red Cross.Thursday 8th November: BINGO on duty: John Burns, Henk Hulsman, Leslie Weston & Paul Weston Monday 12th November AGM and Election of Office Bearers for 2013-2014.Monday 19th November Ian Durham Speaker on his journey of life.Sunday November 25th Rotary Markets in Coolamon.Peace Ceremony in Coolamon February 2013Friday 19th to Sunday 21st April 2013 D9700 Conference LeetonJune 23-26 2013 Rotary International Convention in Lisbon. RI Convention Lisbon*Partners and Guests Night.
ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT SAKUJI TANAKA
So successful was my attendance of a Rotary club meeting via Skype that invitations for me to attend other online meetings continue pouring in. All requests for online meetings must be in writing and emailed to: [email protected]. Please include your club’s name, address, and a member’s contact information.
Visiting Rotary clubs and projects around the world is a big part of my job as president. So if I’m unable to visit your club in person I would really enjoy participating in one of your meetings via Skype. I look forward to hearing from you, and thank you for your interest.
There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept
on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three
became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who
slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove
that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws
of the other two hides. (Some of you may need help with this one).
“Parachuting”
A blind man was describing his favorite sport of parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him.
“I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go.”
“But, how do you know when you are going to land”? he was asked. “I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground,” he answered.
“But, how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground”? he was again asked. The man quickly answered,
“Oh, the dog’s leash goes slack.”
ROTARY INFORMATION
Resources for Rotarians
Rotary International offers myriad resources to help Rotarians build effective clubs. Effective clubs are able to achieve the Object of Rotary by
Sustaining or increasing their membership base
Implementing successful service projects that address the needs of their community and communities in other countries
Supporting The Rotary Foundation through both financial contributions and program participation
Developing leaders capable of serving in Rotary beyond the club level
Strategic Planning Guide – This guide and the accompanying worksheet provide clubs with a starting point for strategic planning.
Rotary Minute – Why are you a Rotarian? What does Service Above Self mean to you? How can you get more involved? Hear answers to these questions and more from Rotarians around the world with Rotary Minute videos.
BUCKET LIST
Kamchatka. Eruption Kluchevskoy, NE Russia
TOO CUTE
Rotary International President Sakuji Tanaka
Governor of District 9700 Greg Brown
Coolamon Club President Paul Weston
Coolamon Club Secretary John GlassfordCoolamon
Club Treasurer Henk Hulsman
Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701
Don’t forget to regularly check our club web site for current information such as bingo rosters and various newsletters from the District Governor, the School of St. Jude’s, the monthly membership on the move newsletter as well as several other club bulletins.
This evening was a business meeting and we got through a lot of club business. The minutes will be distributed as soon as possible.
Thanks to Henk Hulsman for catering and for the Kranztki sausages, Dutch potatoes and Dutch cabbage. All delicious.
NEXT Monday Night 15th October
To all who read this bulletin you are cordially invited to Coolamon this Monday to hear what is next for Africa.
The talk is entitled Road MAPS to Africa Yesterday Today Tomorrow.
As a prelude to next Monday night on Africa by PDG Fred Loneragan and John Glassford here are some comments from the beneficiaries of the Mountains of the Moon Climb in 2011. Last week RAWCS distributed around $40,000 that was raised as a result of the climb to the 4 beneficiaries.
Dear John
Thank you very much.We have just been informed by Stanbic Bank in Kasese that the $6,915.20 have already been credited on BMCF account in Uganda.
I want to express our deepest gratitude to you and all our Rotary friends in your area.Please, convey our deep gratitude to every one.We are very proud of of your great and generous support for our ministry among children and the clinic.
More information will follow later.
Regards
+ Zebedee
Our Treasurer Roy Graham has told me that your very kind donation amounting to R 56,516,97 has come in to our account. Thank you so much for your continued work on our behalf. You are friends indeed.
This is an absolute lifeline for us given our problems with Foundation and the matching grant. We shall put this toward the defibrilator for which we are awaiting a pro forma invoice or solid quote and as you know, this is a permitted item under the rules and will offset substantially the amount owing.
Patrick has to submit a progress report to Foundation in the immediate future and this will read well. Needless to say, our objective is to get the whole thing settled off and to get us all back in the good books with the Matching Grant people.
I expect that Patrick will be writing to you if he has not done so already. But from me as the President and on behalf of the Board I thank you and the Rotary Club of Coolamon.
Kind regards Peter Dutton
President Rotary Hout Bay
John, hello and hope you are well! Even though I am officially on maternity leave I had to sneak into my office to send a big note of thanks for your wonderful donation of 7k plus! How wonderful!
With your blessings we would love the money to go toward paying for our non academic staff-who keep the school running behind the scenes.
I hope you all had a wonderful trek and thanks again for never forgetting about our school.
Best wishes, Gemma
Gemma Sisia Founder The School of St Jude’s
DIARY REMINDERS
Thursday 11th October BINGO on duty: Ian Jennings, John Glassford, Grahame Miles, Mark Reardon.*Monday 15th October Road MAPS to Africa John Glassford.*Monday 22nd October WORKSHOP for Coolamon Shire Business people on how to use the Internet for marketing your business facilitated by Linda Tillman and sponsored by Coolamon Rotary and the Coolamon Shire Council.*Monday 29th October Social Night at Marilyn and Ian Jennings home.*Monday 5th November Guest Speaker Georgie Roberts from the Red Cross.Thursday 8th November: BINGO on duty: John Burns, Henk Hulsman, Leslie Weston & Paul Weston Monday 12th November AGM and Election of Office Bearers for 2013-2014.Sunday November 25th Rotary Markets in Coolamon.Peace Ceremony in Coolamon February 2013Friday 19th to Sunday 21st April 2013 D9700 Conference LeetonJune 23-26 2013 Rotary International Convention in Lisbon. RI Convention Lisbon*Partners and Guests Night.
ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT SAKUJI TANAKA
I paid a visit to the Rotary Club of Beijing, my first to a Chinese Rotary club, and I was encouraged by the active involvement of its members in numerous service projects. The president of the Rotary Club of Shanghai was also present. 北京ロータリークラブを訪問いたしました。奉仕活動を盛んに行っているクラブです。上海のクラブからも会長さんが駆けつけてくださいました。大変お世話になりありがとうございました。
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”
Arsenic? Jane walked into a pharmacy, strolled over to the counter, and caught the pharmacist’s attention. “Can I please get some arsenic?” she asked. “Arsenic? What do you want arsenic for?” asked the pharmacist. “It’s for my husband,” she replied. “Your husband?” exclaimed the pharmacist, “I hope you don’t mean what I think you mean!” She just nodded. “Well, lady,” he replied, “I’m an honest man. I can’t sell you arsenic, I wouldn’t if I could, and I don’t know what made you think you could just stroll into a respectable store and expect me me to sell you arsenic.!” She didn’t say a word. She just reached into her purse, fished out a photograph, and handed it across the counter. It was a picture of her husband, in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. Slowly the pharmacist looks up, over the counter, and then straight at her. “Lady,” he said, “why didn’t you tell me you had a prescription?”
Air Guitar Strings
ROTARY INFORMATION
OCTOBER IS VOCATIONAL SERVICES MONTH
Michigan club gives students a chance to explore their dream jobs
A vocational service program conducted by the Rotary Club of St. Joseph & Benton Harbor, Michigan, USA, is helping junior and senior high school students develop careers by connecting them with mentors who are leaders in industry. Participants are selected by their schools and given the opportunity to explore their professional interests with behind-the-scenes visits to area businesses. They also meet one-on-one with mentors, who share their experiences and advise the students on how best to pursue their dream careers. Since the club launched the mentoring program in 2008, Rotarians have put more than 300 students in touch with professionals including lawyers, doctors, a Fortune 500 CEO, broadcast journalists, police officers, and a professional football player. Two Rotarians accompany each student who meets with a professional. The students are then required to report on their experiences at a meeting of the Rotary club. “This program leverages Rotary’s amazing network of professionals to help young people connect with their career interests,” says Jackie Huie, program chair and president of the St. Joseph & Benton Harbor club. “We have not had a vocation that we couldn’t find for a student.” The experience gives teenagers a chance either to reinforce their career choices or to rethink them, says Huie. Teri LaForest, a senior and a 2012 program participant, wanted to become a meteorologist. The club organized a meeting with a meteorologist at the local TV station. After the visit, LaForest concluded that that job might not be for her but that she still had a passion for environmental science.
High school senior Teri LaForest (right) meets with local TV meteorologist Cindi Clawson as part of a vocational service project conducted by the Rotary Club of St. Joseph & Benton Harbor, Michigan, USA. Photo courtesy of the Rotary Club of St. Joseph & Benton Harbor.
Don’t forget to regularly check our club web site for current information such as bingo rosters and various newsletters from the District Governor, the School of St. Jude’s, the monthly membership on the move newsletter as well as several other club bulletins.
Normally we would not be meeting on a long weekend, however we had a very good reason to go to Junee on Tuesday evening. Past President of our club Dick Jennings nominated Past President Roger Quine from the Junee Rotary Club to receive a Paul Harris Fellow Sapphire Pin. The nomination was endorsed unanimously by our members. Dick said that Roger was and still is an outstanding supporter of our club, and has been for many years. So President Paul Weston, Dick Jennings, Ian Jennings and John Glassford attended this meeting and presentation.
Paul called Roger up and presented the PHF Sapphire to Roger, Dick also spoke in support of the award and all present congratulated Roger on his award. Roger was extremely surprised and very humble in accepting his PHF Sapphire. Fay Quine told us that she had a huge blister on her tongue from having to keep the secret from Roger. Making it even harder was the fact that the Quine’s were expecting news of the imminent birth of a great grand child. Fay told us during the meeting that indeed a great grand child had been born during the meeting.
Thanks go to Dick for his foresight in honouring Roger in this manner. It is indeed very rare for a Rotary club to award a member in another Rotary club a Paul Harris Fellow. Well deserved Roger and thanks for all your wonderful support over the years, from all of our members.
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PRESIDENT PAUL WESTON’S REPORT
Despite the long weekend, it was another busy week in Rotaryland. The Mens’ Shed of Coolamon organised the first ever Scarecrow Festival in town, which brought antique cars and hundreds of visitors to listen to the music and visit the various stalls on offer. The more adventurous opted for helicopter rides which ran for most of the day. Coolamon Rotary was on the scene, rolling out the food van for the first time in several years and cooking up Kranskys and footlong hotdogs. Toward the end of the afternoon, I presented the winner of the live scarecrow contest with a certificate and check for $300, which Rotary ponied up to help fund the event. Judging from the size of the crowd and the happy faces, this event will become a regular feature on the Coolamon event calendar.
Kay Hull with the best scarecrow and Paul
We had no meeting this week because of the public holiday, but four of us (John G., Dick, Ian J. and I) travelled to Junee on Tuesday evening to share fellowship with the Junee Rotary Club and to present Roger Quine with a Paul Harris Sapphire badge. It was a touching to see Roger’s reaction to the surprise presentation; according to those that know Roger, it was one of the few times that Roger was left nearly speechless. It was a very nice evening, and both clubs expressed interest in getting together more often.
Watch this space for details on the digital marketing workshop that Coolamon Rotary is organising for the 22nd of October for local business owners and operators (an co-sponsored by Coolamon Shire). Also, don’t forget about the business meeting scheduled for 8 October.
That’s all for now. Onward and upward!.
Yours in Rotary,
Paul
DIARY REMINDERS
Monday 8th October Business Meeting. Thursday 11th October BINGO on duty: Ian Jennings, John Glassford, Grahame Miles, Mark Reardon. *Monday 15th October Road MAPS to Africa John Glassford. *Monday 22nd October WORKSHOP for Coolamon Shire Business people on how to use the Internet for marketing your business facilitated by Linda Tillman and sponsored by Coolamon Rotary and the Coolamon Shire Council. *Monday 29th October Social Night at Marilyn and Ian Jennings home. *Monday 5th November Guest Speaker Georgie Roberts from the Red Cross. Monday 12th November AGM and Election of Office Bearers for 2013-2014. Sunday November 25th Rotary Markets in Coolamon. Peace Ceremony in Coolamon February 2013
Polio eradication was discussed at a special event during the United Nations General Assembly on Thursday, 27 September. I encourage you to visit Rotary’s End Polio Now website and to sign the petition urging world leaders to help bridge the funding gap. Every little show of support helps, and this is a fight that we cannot afford to lose.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, ‘Well, then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!’ The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ‘Well, little lady, why don’t you go on and give it a try?’
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration…..
DARN! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!
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ROTARY INFORMATION
END POLIO NOW
End Polio Now
The Global Polio Eradication Initiative is a partnership between The World Health Organisation, Rotary International, Centres for Disease Control and UNICEF. National Immunisation Days or NIDs are days where Rotarians gather to give polio drops.
Jon Deisher form the RC of Anchorage in Alaska, a good friend, has been on these NIDs and here he is below in Chandigahr, Punjab, India … Immunizing children against Polio. “One of the most rewarding things I’ve ever done”. Jon.
Jon Deisher in India
The pie chart and table below go to show and highlight the cost of this project started by Rotary in 1985. It has been a partnership with many counties from around the world as well as with the other members of the Global Polio Eradication Initiative. So far the cost is over $9 billion. If you add the voluntary time of countless Rotarians working in the field the amount would be significantly higher.
However there is a large shortfall in funds required to continue with the project to eliminate polio from the face of the earth and it may surprise you to learn just how much is needed to complete the job. It is going to take countries from around the world to donate large sums of money along with Rotary International and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation . Bill and Melinda Gates have also contributed over $1 billion to date.
RI President Tanaka announced at the United Nations last week that Rotary will contribute a further $75 million over the next 3 years.
Here is the GPEI Web Site where you can find all the latest news on the fight against polio.
Don’t forget to regularly check our club web site for current information such as bingo rosters and various newsletters from the District Governor, the School of St. Jude’s, the monthly membership on the move newsletter as well as several other club bulletins.