Week of 21 November
This week’s meeting was a club assembly. A range of topics were discussed, including the future of the Sport & Rec Club, the 2017 telephone directory, and motions passed at the last board meeting. There was some lively discussion and interesting debate, signs of a healthy club!
Street Raffle on Saturday, 26 November
A reminder to members who are rostered on to sit at the street raffle on Saturday. Rostered on are Daryl and Don from 6:00-8:00, Henk and Alex from 8:00-10:00, and Paul and Leslie from 10:00-12:00. Proceeds of the street raffle will go to aid the victims of the recent earthquakes in New Zealand.
Bingo – what’s your pleasure?
Grahame is putting together the roster for bingo for the next year. If you have a preference to be rostered on for a particular month, or if you know that you won’t be available during certain months, please let Grahame know now.
Because of the late harvest this year, the number of participants in the pre-Christmas social bowls at the Sport & Rec Club is quite low. The comp will go on, but it’s not necessary to register a team–you can simply show up on the night. With the reduced competition, the chances of winning the prizes on offer are better than ever, so give it a go!
The Lighter Side
If you can’t laugh with him….
If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?
The Trump Card.
Why doesn’t Melania Trump want to be the first lady?
Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
A: God doesn’t think he’s Donald Trump.
“What, a suicide bomber? ” I asked.
“No, a surface to hair missile.”
“Mister President, we’ve been over this…”
The 45th President of the United States of America.
What word is missing from this sequence?
htols edirp tsul deerg yvne ynottulg _____
Answer to last week’s Puzzler:
Pour the juice from the 6th glass into the 3rd glass!
Saturday, 26 November: Street Raffle.
Monday, 28 November: Bowls Night in lieu of regular meeting. Coolamon Sport & Rec Club. 6:30 for 7 pm.
Thursday, 8 December: Bingo. Allawah Lodge. Roster: Ian D (Captain), Garth, Alex, Grahame.
Saturday, 10 December: Christmas Party. Date subject to change pending progress of the harvest.
25-26 Feb, 2017: Presidents-Elect Training (Paul Weston), Young.
17-19 March, 2017: District 9700 Conference, Orange.
30 April, 2017: District 9700 Assembly (All Directors), Young.
10-14 June, 2017: Rotary International Convention, Atlanta, GA, USA.
*Partners and Guests Night
Apologies for Monday meetings: call Ian Jennings on 0428 492 157 BY FRIDAY 12:00 pm.