Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #27

FEBRUARY IS ROTARY WORLD UNDERSTANDING MONTH

The first four Rotarians. From left: Gustavus Loehr, Silvester Schiele, Hiram E. Shorey, Paul P. Harris. Between 1905 and 1912. Courtesy of Rotary International.

MEETING MONDAY FEBRUARY 23rd. 2015

Tonight we had a great turnout with 16 members and 4 guests including our guest speaker Cindy Cassidy the CEO from Farm Link. Dave McKinley attended again and Dave is looking at us and may join our club in the future.

President Garth Perkin changed the conduct of the night and all went well with only essential discussion on matters that needed discussion.  Among these PP Neil Munro presented the Chair for Allawah Lodge which he demonstrated with PE Wayne Lewis.  These chairs will cost $490 each and the Allawah Lodge will need 10 of them. This is a safety chair and works well.

We decided as a group to ask Scotty Reardon to look at another date for his inspirational talk a date which gives us more notice to do justice to this remarkable man.

Other Issues discussed were the bulletin while the Bulletin Editor will be away, matter not resolved and all members are asked for their input to solve this matter.  The Rock Challenge was brought up by PE Wayne and all members were asked to support the day at The Rock on Sunday March 8th starting at 7.00 am. The Rock Challenge is in aid of the Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb.

Our guest speaker Cindy Cassidy was introduced by PP Ian Jennings, and we learnt that Cindy was an Ariah Park lady was educated at Macquarie University and Sydney University and has worked for the CSIRO, the Australian Wheat Board and the Australian Barley Board.  Cindy is passionate about her work.

Cindy is the CEO of Farm Link which has 320 members and they assist their members who are into farming as a business to develop new and innovative framing practices.  Cindy said that “farmers are like fishermen and always overestimate how much grain they are going to get!”

FARM LINK WEB SITE

As there are a few members of our club who are farmers it was a well received talk and attracted many questions.

Cindy Cassidy.

The raffle was won by Garth Perkin.

Diary Reminders

Thursday 26th February 2nd Best Marigold Hotel Movie contact Wagga Wagga RC.

Saturday 28th February & Sunday 1st March PETS at Young.

Monday March 2nd TBA

*Sunday March 8th The Rock Challenge Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb.

Monday 9th-Friday 13th March RYDA at the Wagga Wagga Showgrounds.

Monday March 9th Have-a-Chat followed by the monthly Directors. 

BINGO Thursday 12^th March, Neil  Munro  (Captain), Dick Jennings, Don Dyce, Henk Hulsman

*Monday March 16th Guest Speaker 16 March Craig Riley “Changes in the Meat and Butchering Industry”

Saturday 21st March to Sunday 22nd March D 9700 CONFERENCE at Cowra.  Book Now.

Saturday April 4th ROTARY EASTER MARKETS in COOLAMON.

BINGO Thursday 9^th April, 2015 Ian  Jennings  (Captain), Ted Hutcheon, John Glassford, Mark Reardon

Saturday 11th April – Sunday May 10th Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb in Kenya.

April 13th-April 20th RYLA Camp

Sunday May 3rd D9700 Assembly at Grenfell

BINGO Thursday 14^th May, Grahame Miles (Captain), Paul Weston, Wayne Lewis, Dick Jennings

Saturday 6th June – Tuesday 9th June 2015 RI Convention Sao Paulo BRAZIL.

*Partners and Guests Night.

Apologies for Monday meetings call Christine Atkinson on 0427 880 158 or 6927 3521 BY FRIDAY 12.00 pm.

ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT GARY HUANG

Rotary International President Gary C.K. Huang and his wife, Corinna, attended District 3292’s South Asia Conference on Peace,
held in Lumbini, Nepal on 6-9 February 2015.

DISTRICT GOVERNOR DAVID KENNEDY D 9700

“This is a changing world; we must be prepared to change with it. The story of Rotary will have to be written again and again.”
Paul Harris 1935.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

Mount Isa Welcome

Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai . He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.

A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region . He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens . Not wanting to interrupt these ‘Chinese customs’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another ‘Chinese custom’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the bull’s bum. The Aussie bloke can’t handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says , “Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull’s bum, it could just about shit on you.”

The Chinese man is very taken back and says, “Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Customs.”
“What do you mean mate,” says the Aussie. “Those aren’t Australian customs.”

“Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me,” replied the Chinese man. “He say to become true Australian, I learn chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-shit.”

ROTARY INFORMATION

Members of the Rotary Club of San Francisco Evening take a break during a project in Guatemala with Hug it Forward.

Members of the Rotary Club of San Francisco Evening meet three times a month at a wine bar after work, share a social outing once a month, and promote all their activities on social media like Meetup and Facebook.

As the first evening club in the city, it has attracted many young professionals from Silicon Valley tech firms whose work schedules keep them from joining a more traditional club that meets for breakfast or lunch. But more than that, the evening format has helped the club grow by 30 percent since it received its charter in mid-2013.

FULL STORY HERE

ONLY IN AFRICA

‘Making a plan’  has never been so aptly displayed than by this brave painter dangling from a 30m tower in Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe. An empty 40 gallon drum, some rope and three trusted companions to hoist him up this cellphone tower was all it took to get the job done.

It was quite the process watching them set up. Firstly a man has to climb up the inside of the tower, throw a rope over the crow’s nest to his colleagues who attach the drum. The man at the top then climbs down and gets into the drum and is hoisted up whilst the others manoeuvre him around to the different bolts.  It’s  a dodgy business, if they were to let go, he would come plummeting down.

OUT OF AFRICA

MOUNT KENYA 2015 ANZAC DAY CLIMB

This will be a permanent section for the next 12 months in our weekly bulletin and I will update stories to this article as and when we get them.   The Australian Commonwealth Department of Veterans Affairs have approved our application to be part of the Centenary for ANZAC and we are allowed to use the logo below with some rules on it’s use:

The Mount Kenya 2015 web site can be found here on clicking the banner below:

Point Lenana our goal at 16,355 feet or 4,985 metres.  Point Lenana is named after the Paramount Chief of the Maasai Nation. 1904 to 1911.

Here is why we are doing this letter received 25th February from one of our sponsored girls Neema:

FOOTNOTE

As the celebration of Rotary’s 110th anniversary continues, the Rotary Club of Kiama have lit up their famous lighthouse at the Kiama Blowhole Lookout

RAGES WEB SITE

Bulletin Editor and Web Site:  John Glassford

Yours in Rotary John Glassford Chair 2014 -2015

Rotary International President Gary Huang

Governor of District 9700 David Kennedy

Coolamon Club President  Garth Perkin

Coolamon Club Secretary Paul Weston

Club Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701

Websites of Interest

Coolamon Rotary Club: http://coolamonrotary.com

Road MAPS to Africa a Coolamon Rotary Project: http://www.mountainsofthemoon.org/

Rotary Down Under on line: http://flipflashpages.uniflip.com/2/26587/49598/pub

Mount Kenya 2015 Web Site incorporating the ORK: http://theork.com/

Our Rotary Centennial Twin Club Hout Bay, Cape Town, South Africa: http://www.rotaryhoutbay.org

Rotarian Action Group for Endangered Species RAGES: http://www.endangeredrag.org/#

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #26

FEBRUARY IS ROTARY WORLD UNDERSTANDING MONTH

Despite his longstanding interest in polio eradication, polio was not on Joe Pratt’s mind as he prepared for a mid-April 2012 climb of Mount Everest, the highest mountain on earth. But that changed in late 2011, when the resident of Nottingham, New Hampshire, USA, participated in a polio immunization project in Pakistan with fellow Rotary member Steve Puderbaugh.

Moved by the efforts of the Pakistanis to battle the crippling disease, and by the vulnerability of the young victims, Pratt reset the focus of his climbing adventure. Pakistan is one of three countries where polio has never been stopped (the others are Afghanistan and Nigeria).

Pratt considered wearing a polio patch on his climbing outfit, as a tribute to those who had had polio. But Puderbaugh had other ideas.

“My point was, ‘Who’s going to see that patch?'” recalls Puderbaugh.

Instead, he suggested that Pratt dedicate the climb to raising funds for polio eradication. Pratt, a tall, lean 59-year-old Delta Airlines pilot who has been a member of the Rotary Club of Raymond Area for 28 years, says he “recognized it as a great idea” right away, and mentioned it to their Pakistani hosts at dinner.

MEETING MONDAY FEBRUARY 16th 2015

Tonight was a rare meeting with a rare speaker indeed in the Right Reverend Bishop Rob Gillion of the Diocese of Riverina.   Bishop Rob gave a brilliant talk on his life of service and how he became a passionate clergyman.  There is far too much to be able to get it all down here so please go to the following web site to learn more about this remarkable and good man:

The Right Reverend Rob Gillion

Bishop Rob has worked in the darkest of places and for that he deserves our total respect and admiration.  The fact the he hails from the Old Country and wanted to be a clown then an actor makes him a man to be reckoned with.  Bishop Rob has walked the talk when it comes to saving souls and he has gone where few men or women would dare to go, and has opened the door to many people who would otherwise have lost their way.

His saying that “The Truth Will Set You Free” resonates with many of us, especially your editor.

Thank you Bishop Rob for such an inspiring visit.

His story of the crucifix that he wears was very special and to find out why, you will have to ask him.

PP Dick Jennings presents Bishop Rob with a kangaroo money pouch.

Tonight PP Dick Jennings announced that Scott Reardon will be talking at the Ganmain Hall on Friday 13th March.  More details to follow as they come to hand.

In 2002 Scott got his shoelace caught in the power take off shaft of a tractor and severed his right leg through the knee. He spent a month in hospital recovering and amazed doctors by relearning to walk in just one week. Scott continued to water-ski on one leg, representing Australia three times at the Water-Skiing World Championships and winning the world title twice in 2007 and 2009.

Growing up in the country NSW town of Temora, sport has long played a prominent role in Scott’s life. The nephew of former Canterbury Bulldogs NRL player Steve Reardon, Scott was the 2005 Temora and District Sportsperson of the Year. In 2006 Scott attended a Paralympic Talent Search day and was immediately identified as having the potential to run on the track at the London 2012 Paralympic Games.

The rest as they say is history.

Diary Reminders

*Monday 23rd  February  Cindy Cassidy The CEO of Farmlink Research.

Monday 23rd February Rotary’s 110th Birthday.

Thursday 26th February 2nd Best Marigold Hotel Movie contact Wagga Wagga RC.

Saturday 28th February & Sunday 1st March PETS at Young.

*Sunday March 8th The Rock Challenge Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb.

Monday 9th-Friday 13th March RYDA at the Wagga Wagga Showgrounds.

Friday March 13th Scott Reardon at the Ganmain Hall Details to follow.

*Monday March 16th Guest Speaker 16 March Craig Riley “Changes in the Meat and Butchering Industry”

Saturday 21st March to Sunday 22nd March D 9700 CONFERENCE at Cowra.  Book Now.

Saturday April 4th ROTARY EASTER MARKETS in COOLAMON.

Saturday 11th April – Sunday May 10th Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb in Kenya.

April 13th-April 20th RYLA Camp

Sunday May 3rd D9700 Assembly at Grenfell

Saturday 6th June – Tuesday 9th June 2015 RI Convention Sao Paulo BRAZIL.

*Partners and Guests Night.

Apologies for Monday meetings call Christine Atkinson on 0427 880 158 or 6927 3521 BY FRIDAY 12.00 pm.

ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT GARY HUANG

Rotary International President Gary C.K. Huang and his wife, Corinna, visited Rotary club members in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. They were joined by Incoming Trustee Mario Cesar de Camargo (far left) and his wife, Denise.

DISTRICT GOVERNOR DAVID KENNEDY D 9700

 Welcome home DG David bet you miss this place:

Hope to see you at The Rock on Sunday 8th March for The Rock Challenge.

Not Thailand I know however it has t’s qualities.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

Love to try this practical joke!

Two Irish Pigs

Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig. When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said, “Paddy, me ol’ mate, how are we going to tell who owns which Pig?”

Paddy says, “Well Paddy, I’ll cut one of te ears of my Pig, and ten we can tell them apart.”
“Ah, dat id be grand,” says Paddy.

This worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy stormed into the house.  “Paddy” he said, “Your Pig has chewed the ear off my Pig. Now we got two pigs with one ear each. How are we going to tell who owns which Damn pig.?

“Well Paddy,” says Paddy,”I’ll cut ta other ear off my pig. Ten we’ll ave two pigs and only one of them will avan ear”.
“Ah tat’d be grand” says Paddy.

Again, this worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy again stormed into the house. “Paddy”, he said, “Your pig has chewed the other ear offa my Damn pig!!!.” “Now, we got two pigs with no ears!!!. How we gonna tell who owns which Damn pig?”

“Ah, dis is serious, Paddy” said Paddy. ” I’ll tell ya what I’ll do. I’ll cut de tail offa my pig. Den we’ll av two pigs with no ears and only one tail.”
“Ah tat’d be grand” says Paddy.

Another couple of weeks went by and……….you guessed it, Paddy stormed into the house once more.

“PADDY,” shouted Paddy, “YOUR DAMN PIG HAS CHEWED THE TAIL OFFA MY PIG, AND NOW WE GOT TWO DAMN PIGS WITH NO BLOODY EARS AND NO DAMN TAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. HOW DE ARE WE GONNA TELL ‘EM APART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Ah, Stuff it” says Paddy, “how’s about you have the black one, and I’ll have the white one

ROTARY INFORMATION

February 23 marks the 110th anniversary of Rotary. From February 17 – 23 we will be highlighting how Rotary works to improve lives around the world. Download graphics and a toolkit to help you share Rotary’s work on your social networks.

Toolkit:http://ow.ly/J9Aeu

ONLY IN AFRICA

OUT OF AFRICA

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Ol Pajeta Rhino Orphans.

MOUNT KENYA 2015 ANZAC DAY CLIMB

This will be a permanent section for the next 12 months in our weekly bulletin and I will update stories to this article as and when we get them.   The Australian Commonwealth Department of Veterans Affairs have approved our application to be part of the Centenary for ANZAC and we are allowed to use the logo below with some rules on it’s use:

The Mount Kenya 2015 web site can be found here on clicking the banner below:

Getting very close now and all the members of the two teams are preparing for the visits to Kenya and South Africa.

FOOTNOTE

 ***NEWSFLASH***
It is happening, the building purchase was confirmed today and work starts in March! Get excited, we are – here comes Coolamon Cheese!

RAGES WEB SITE

Bulletin Editor and Web Site:  John Glassford

Yours in Rotary John Glassford Chair 2014 -2015

Rotary International President Gary Huang

Governor of District 9700 David Kennedy

Coolamon Club President  Garth Perkin

Coolamon Club Secretary Paul Weston

Club Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701

Websites of Interest

Coolamon Rotary Club: http://coolamonrotary.com

Road MAPS to Africa a Coolamon Rotary Project: http://www.mountainsofthemoon.org/

Rotary Down Under on line: http://flipflashpages.uniflip.com/2/26587/49598/pub

Mount Kenya 2015 Web Site incorporating the ORK: http://theork.com/

Our Rotary Centennial Twin Club Hout Bay, Cape Town, South Africa: http://www.rotaryhoutbay.org

Rotarian Action Group for Endangered Species RAGES: http://www.endangeredrag.org/#

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #25

FEBRUARY IS ROTARY WORLD UNDERSTANDING MONTH

Blighted schools in the mountain city of Peja in western Kosovo are a reminder of the ethnic strife and war that ravaged this area in the 1990s.

To restore ruined sanitation facilities in some of those schools, local Rotary members recently partnered with their counterparts from Colorado, USA. Though residents have been slowly rebuilding the city’s infrastructure after years of neglect under earlier governments, most resources are going to improve roads, rebuild homes, and create new businesses. Little money remains to restore the schools.

As a result, students have fallen ill, stayed home from school, and been unable to focus on their education, says Neshad Asllani, a member of the Rotary Club of Peja and a physician with the Health Center of Excellence in Kosovo. “Healthy students make better students,” he says.

FULL STORY HERE

MEETING MONDAY FEBRUARY 9th 2015

We had two meetings this week one being an ordinary meeting on Monday night and the other a board meeting on the Wednesday night.

We accomplished a lot of business after our long lay off.  The two pressing items for discussion were the Easter Markets on Easter Saturday April 4th and The Rock Challenge set for March 8th at The Rock.  PE Wayne Lewis is going to work with Mark Janetzki form Henty RC.  We will be supplying the Rotary caravan to serve soft drinks and tea and coffee.

The challenge will start at 7.00am and go through to 2.00pm.  We are working on having Kenyan food as well as a hearty breakfast.  ALL our members are asked to turn up bring family and friends.  The aim is to raise awareness for the Mount Kenya 2015 ANZAC Day Climb in Kenya in April.

The view from the top of The Rock is worth the price of admission provided you make it to the top that is!

Diary Reminders

*Monday 16th Feb Rt Reverend Anglican Bishop of The Riverina Rob Gillion. Rob has moved from London to take up the position

*Monday 23rd  February  Cindy Cassidy The CEO of Farmlink Research.

Monday 23rd February Rotary’s 110th Birthday.

Thursday 26th February 2nd Best Marigold Hotel Movie contact Wollundry RC.

Saturday 28th February & Sunday 1st March PETS at Young.

*Sunday March 8th The Rock Challenge Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb.

Monday 9th-Friday 13th March RYDA at the Wagga Wagga Showgrounds.

Saturday 21st March to Sunday 22nd March D 9700 CONFERENCE at Cowra.  Book Now.

Saturday April 4th ROTARY EASTER MARKETS in COOLAMON.

Saturday 11th April – Sunday May 10th Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb in Kenya.

April 13th-April 20th RYLA Camp

Sunday May 3rd D9700 Assembly at Grenfell

Saturday 6th June – Tuesday 9th June 2015 RI Convention Sao Paulo BRAZIL.

*Partners and Guests Night.

Apologies for Monday meetings call Christine Atkinson on 0427 880 158 or 6927 3521 BY FRIDAY 12.00 pm.

ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT GARY HUANG

Rotary International President Gary C.K. Huang and his wife, Corinna, attended District 5230’s Million Dollar Dinner event on 30 January in Visalia, California, USA. President Huang served as the event’s key speaker, and presented pins and crystals to new Major Donors and Bequest Society members. The event raised over $4 million dollars for The Rotary Foundation.

President Huang and his wife Corinna with members of the Rotary Club of Fresno Cultural Arts. From left to right: Sally Caglia, Gerald Palladino, Sandy Silva, Susan Esparza, and Laurel Ashlock.

DISTRICT GOVERNOR DAVID KENNEDY D 9700

On the right PDG Jose Francisco Cifra from the Philippine District 3780 with his wife Helen have been nominated by RI President Gary Huang as his representative to attend our Conference being held in Cowra on March 20-22. On the right of PDG Jose is Jesse Tanchanco a good friend on ROTI.

Keynote Speakers include:

Lawrance Ryan Historian

Lawrance was born and raised in Cowra. After leaving Cowra High School in 1979 he worked for the Commonwealth Bank for 17 years at a number of locations throughout the Central West and in the Sydney metropolitan area. Lawrance commenced casual work with Cowra Tourism in 2000 and has held a number of positions with them in the ensuing 15 years at both the Cowra Visitor Information Centre and Cowra Japanese Garden. He is currently employed at Cowra Shire Council in the role of Grants and Executive Projects Officer. Lawrance is also the news editor for the nationally distributed Railway Digest magazine.

John Harper Mate Helping Mate

Mental Health Advocate Farmer John Harper has been acƟvely promoƟng awareness about the need for mental wellbeing in homes of stress and anxiety. These feelings are often present for those working in a rural environment, partcularly during drought, and after experiencing depression himself John decided to help others in a similar situation. In 2006, he established a grassroots self-help program in Stockinbingal called Mate Helping Mate. Since then, John has raised awareness of mental health issues, organised social activities, and arranged for small rural communities to visit other small communities to provide mutual support during the drought.

Dr Allan Meares Interplast

After graduation Allan trained as a plastic surgeon. He was a registrar at Royal Prince Alfred Hospital and then travelled overseas to Louisville Kentucky, USA, and East Grinstead, United Kingdom. On his return to Australia he commenced practice in Macquarie Street and at Burwood in the early 1970s and was on the staff of Royal Prince Alfred Hospital, St Luke’s Hospital and Strathfield Private Hospital. Although no longer active surgically he does a lot of medico-legal work, mainly assessing injured hands. He lists two outside interests to which he is keenly committed. Teaching anatomy of the upper extremi-ties at Sydney University Anatomy School , and Interplast Australia and New Zealand with whom he has done many trips to neighbouring developing countries with surgical teams. Allan tells us “ Interplast is a wonderful organisation that is founded in a partnership between Rotary and the Royal Australasian College of Surgeons. I have been to many Pacific Islands, Papua New Guinea, Bangladesh and Vietnam a number of homes with Interplast teams.”

Dr Luc GP & MP of the Democratic Republic of Congo

Dr Luc Mulimbalimba Masururu is the Medical Director of Mission in Health Care and Development in DR Congo, an agent for the Birthing Kit Foundation in the DR Congo and does amazing work training the traditional birth attendants in the most remote communities. Last year Dr. Luc trained 200 Pygmies in two communities. The one in Mulenge required 30 people to carry the food, tents, birthing kits, etc for two days up the side of a mountain and back atier the 3 day seminar on midwifery, nutrition, health and hygiene. A logistical nightmare of an expedition that he takes in his stride. He is also the youngest MP in the newly elected democratic parliament of DR Congo.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

The Prospector

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio , Texas leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, Hey old man, have you ever danced?

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, No, I never did dance… Never really wanted to..

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, Well, you old fool, you’re gonna dance now, and started shooting at the old man’s feet.

The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.

Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.

The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.

The silence was almost deafening.

The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin 10 gauge barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man’s hands, as he quietly said, Son, have you ever kissed a mule’s arse?

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, No sir…… But.. I’ve always wanted to.

There are a few lessons for us all here:

Never be arrogant.
Don’t waste ammunition.
Whiskey makes you think you’re smarter than you are.
Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
Don’t mess with old folks, they didn’t get old by being stupid.

ROTARY INFORMATION

Polio survivor, new parent, Ironman athlete and Rotary supporter Minda Dentler urges parents to vaccinate their children to protect them from horrible disease like measles and polio. Read more in TIME:http://ow.ly/IPIVD

Global Polio Eradication Initiative partner, the World Health Organization (WHO) has been organizing immunizations drives in Syria to combat polio outbreaks due to war and unrest. Read about their recent successes: ow.ly/IavgC

ONLY IN AFRICA

 PRIORITIES Man v Woman.  

OUT OF AFRICA

MOUNT KENYA 2015 ANZAC DAY CLIMB

This will be a permanent section for the next 12 months in our weekly bulletin and I will update stories to this article as and when we get them.   The Australian Commonwealth Department of Veterans Affairs have approved our application to be part of the Centenary for ANZAC and we are allowed to use the logo below with some rules on it’s use:

The Mount Kenya 2015 web site can be found here on clicking the banner below:

The Chogoria Route that we are taking has some amazing scenery and views of Mount Kenya:

FOOTNOTE

Some 109-year-olds read books, or play bridge -– but not Alfred “Alfie” Date.

The oldest man in Australia spends his time knitting tiny wool sweaters for tiny, injured penguins.

The prolific knitter told Australia’s Channel Nine News that when Phillip Island’s Penguin Foundation requested the tiny sweaters following a massive oil spill that injured hundreds of Little Penguins, a species only found in southern Australia and New Zealand, he couldn’t refuse.

“It’s a good way of getting along in life. You make friends all the time but you don’t make a fool of yourself either,” he added.

Date has been knitting for more than 80 years, but this was his first foray into bird knitwear. The Penguin Foundation stresses to eager knitters that “this is not a fashion statement” — the sweaters actually prevent the injured penguins from preening and swallowing the toxic oil.

The foundation dubbed Date their “most senior little penguin jumper knitter,” but they didn’t realize Date was also the most senior Australian citizen.

“It’s amazing and we feel quite privileged to have him dedicating his time and effort to the Penguin Foundation,” a spokesperson told Nine News.

But settle down young knitters, according to the Foundation’s website, they “have plenty of penguin jumpers at this time donated by generous knitters across the globe… and do not need any further donations at this time.”

RAGES WEB SITE

Bulletin Editor and Web Site:  John Glassford

Yours in Rotary John Glassford Chair 2014 -2015

Rotary International President Gary Huang

Governor of District 9700 David Kennedy

Coolamon Club President  Garth Perkin

Coolamon Club Secretary Paul Weston

Club Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701

Websites of Interest

Coolamon Rotary Club: http://coolamonrotary.com

Road MAPS to Africa a Coolamon Rotary Project: http://www.mountainsofthemoon.org/

Rotary Down Under on line: http://flipflashpages.uniflip.com/2/26587/49598/pub

Mount Kenya 2015 Web Site incorporating the ORK: http://theork.com/

Our Rotary Centennial Twin Club Hout Bay, Cape Town, South Africa: http://www.rotaryhoutbay.org

Rotarian Action Group for Endangered Species RAGES: http://www.endangeredrag.org/#

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #24

FEBRUARY IS ROTARY WORLD UNDERSTANDING MONTH

Israeli, Palestinian, and American teens draw portraits of one another — an exercise in seeing one another in a new way — in an art studio in Encinitas, California, USA, during the 2014 Hands of Peace program.

Students from Israel and Palestine sat together at a local art studio in Encinitas, California, USA, one day last summer, drawing portraits of one another and learning how to live in peace.

Kelly Mellos, an organizer of the project from the Rotary Club of Encinitas Coastal, says that drawing someone who is sitting so close helps break down social barriers between the young people. “They see how many similarities there are between them,” she says. “And they begin to understand we are all just people. There is a respect and trust that builds.”

WEDNESDAY JOINT MEETING WITH LIONS IN COOLAMON

Wednesday 5th February we had a joint meeting with the Lions Club of Coolamon.  Guest speakers were PDG Fred Loneragan and PP John Glassford.  Fred and John are the joint leaders of the Mount Kenya 2015 ANZAC Day Climb.  Lions through their President Dave McCann made us very welcome and we had a n enjoyable night of fun and fellowship.

Fred and John the Men IN Black made everyone aware of the reasons why we are going to Kenya and South Africa in April to climb Mount Kenya.  It is a two fold exercise for our beneficiaries the children of Africa and Legacy Australia.  Summit is set to take place on ANZAC Day April 25th 2015 to celebrate the centenary of the landing at Gallipoli.

All in all a great night and it was remarked that Lions and Rotary should hold more joint meetings as we have much in common.

President Garth Perkin reminded all members present that our meeting on Monday will be a good time to catch up on all that we have ahead of us in the coming months.  All our members are requested to attend please.  Some photos taken on the night by our visiting Italian friend Flavio Branca, many thanks Flavio!  Flavio is from Rome and is working with Marcel Kaiser from Germany at Huff n Puff in Ganmain.

MOUNT KENYA 2015 ANZAC DAY CLIMB

Diary Reminders

Monday 9th February First Normal Meeting in Coolamon for 2015.

Thursday 12th February BINGO:   Ian  Durham  (Captain), Paul Weston, Rod Jarrett, Leslie Weston

*Monday 16th Feb Rt Reverend Anglican Bishop of The Riverina Rob Gillion. Rob has moved from London to take up the position

*Monday 23rd  February  Cindy Cassidy The CEO of Farmlink Research.

Monday 23rd February Rotary’s 110th Birthday.

Thursday 26th February 2nd Best Marigold Hotel Movie contact Wollundry RC.

*Sunday March 8th The Rock Challenge Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb.

Monday 9th-Friday 13th March RYDA at the Wagga Wagga Showgrounds.

Saturday 21st March to Sunday 22nd March D 9700 CONFERENCE at Cowra.  Book Now for early bird discounts.

Saturday 11th April – Sunday May 10th Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb in Kenya.

Saturday 6th June – Tuesday 9th June 2015 RI Convention Sao Paulo BRAZIL.

*Partners and Guests Night.

Apologies for Monday meetings call Christine Atkinson on 0427 880 158 or 6927 3521 BY FRIDAY 12.00 pm.

ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT GARY HUANG

Rotary International President Gary C.K. Huang, along with Past Rotary International President Bhichai Rattakul (right) and HE Admiral Chumpol Patchuasanon (center), participate in the Rotary Day ribbon cutting ceremony.

Rotary Day in Thailand.

The Rotary Day event in Bangkok, Thailand also included vocational training.

DISTRICT GOVERNOR DAVID KENNEDY D 9700

Australia Day Breakfast. Prepared and served by members of the Rotary Club Of Blayney. — at Blayney Heritage Park.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

The Cod and the Prawn

Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea, two prawns were swimming around.

One called Justin and the other called Christian .

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, I’m fed up with being a prawn;
I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten.

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, your wish is granted.
Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely.
All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.
Justin began to realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn’t see his old pal.
Where’s Christian ? he asked.

He’s at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark, came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian’s abode.

As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.
He banged on the door and shouted, It’s me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.

Christian replied, No way man, you’ll eat me. You’re now a shark, the enemy, and I’ll not be tricked into being your dinner.
Justin cried back No, I’m not. That was the old me. I’ve changed………
I’ve found Cod…….

I’m a Prawn again Christian

ROTARY INFORMATION

About four hours after Martin Brody’s Rotary club appointed him to lead its water projects, he turned on his TV and watched in amazement as children drank water – safely – from filthy puddles using a simple tube. The device, called LifeStraw, filters out nearly all harmful bacteria and protozoa. It requires neither heat nor electricity. Vestergaard, a company that develops humanitarian products such as mosquito nets, created LifeStraw while trying to eliminate guinea worm from water.

The next morning, Brody called Vestergaard. “I don’t know how the words came out of my mouth, but I said, ‘We’ll take 10,000.’ I got their attention,” says Brody, a member of the Rotary Club of Fort Lauderdale, Fla. Since that day seven years ago, he’s helped collect more than $600,000 to provide tubes to developing areas.

FULL STORY HERE

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Home James! 

OUT OF AFRICA

 Cool fisherman in The Pink!

MOUNT KENYA 2015 ANZAC DAY CLIMB

This will be a permanent section for the next 12 months in our weekly bulletin and I will update stories to this article as and when we get them.   The Australian Commonwealth Department of Veterans Affairs have approved our application to be part of the Centenary for ANZAC and we are allowed to use the logo below with some rules on it’s use:

The Mount Kenya 2015 web site can be found here on clicking the banner below:

 Mount Kenya 22nd January 2015

Training for the Mount Kenya 2015 ANZAC Day Climb at The Rock. We have The Rock Challenge set for March 8th at The Rock more information to follow and we need your support.

 Feb 1st 2015; 66 Minutes up with a 10kg pack and 54 minutes down.

FOOTNOTE

Rotary International President Elect K.R.Ravindran has unveiled the theme for 2015-16: Be a gift to the world. Responses on social media sites and Rotary mail-lists indicate that the theme is well appreciated by Rotarians the world over.

RAGES NEWS LATEST

STOP PRESS NEWS FROM CHICAGO:

 

 

RAGES WEB SITE

Bulletin Editor and Web Site:  John Glassford

Yours in Rotary John Glassford Chair 2014 -2015

Rotary International President Gary Huang

Governor of District 9700 David Kennedy

Coolamon Club President  Garth Perkin

Coolamon Club Secretary Paul Weston

Club Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701

Websites of Interest

Coolamon Rotary Club: http://coolamonrotary.com

Road MAPS to Africa a Coolamon Rotary Project: http://www.mountainsofthemoon.org/

Rotary Down Under on line: http://flipflashpages.uniflip.com/2/26587/49598/pub

Mount Kenya 2015 Web Site incorporating the ORK: http://theork.com/

Our Rotary Centennial Twin Club Hout Bay, Cape Town, South Africa: http://www.rotaryhoutbay.org

Rotarian Action Group for Endangered Species RAGES: http://www.endangeredrag.org/#

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #23

JANUARY IS ROTARY AWARENESS MONTH

DOING GOOD IN AUSTRALIA – RODEO ACADEMY

Happy New Year to all our members and readers of this bulletin.

NEW YEAR’S EVE 2014 31st. DECEMBER

This NYE our club volunteered to provide our caravan and do some catering for the crowd expected in Coolamon.  The members who turned up on the night were PE Wayne Lewis, Don Dyce, Bernadette Milne, Paul Weston, Leslie Weston, Ted Hutcheon, Dick Jennings, John Glassford and  Neil Munro.  We had and excellent night and thanks to Henk Hulsman for cutting up the onions.Here are some photos of the evening put on by the Shire:

Diary Reminders

Thursday January 15th Mount Kenya 2015 Planning Meeting at the Wagga Wagga Ex Services Club 7.00pm.  All welcome to attend.

Wednesday 4th February 2015 Joint Lions Rotary Meeting in Coolamon.  Guest speakers PDG Fred Loneragan and PP John Glassford Mount Kenya 2015 ANZAC Day Climb CONFIRMED.  7.00 for 7.30 pm

Thursday 12th February BINGO:   Ian  Durham  (Captain), Paul Weston, Rod Jarrett, Leslie Weston

*Sunday March 8th The Rock Challenge Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb.

Monday 9th-Friday 13th March RYDA at the Wagga Wagga Showgrounds.

Saturday 21st March to Sunday 22nd March D 9700 CONFERENCE at Cowra.  Book Now for early bird discounts.

Saturday 11th April – Sunday May 10th Mount Kenya ANZAC DAy 2015 Climb in Kenya.

Saturday 6th June – Tuesday 9th June 2015 RI Convention Sao Paulo BRAZIL.

*Partners and Guests Night.

Apologies for Monday meetings call Christine Atkinson on 0427 880 158 or 6927 3521 BY FRIDAY 12.00 pm.

ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT GARY HUANG

DISTRICT GOVERNOR DAVID KENNEDY D 9700

Cowra is centrally located in District 9700, with a fascinating history from the days of steam trains to the largest Prisoner Of War breakout in modern military history.  Join us at the conference, experience the Cowra Peace Bell and on Sunday explore the tranquil Japanese Garden or the WW2 POW camp.

• Friday Night: College of Governor’s Dinner at 6.30pm for 7.00pm at the Quarry Restaurant (Boorowa Road – 5 km out of town on right hand side).  Booking Required.
• Saturday: Registration from 9:00am to 10:00am at the Cowra Civic Centre (Darling St).  (No Charge).
• Saturday: Plenary 1 from 10.15am to 12.30pm at the Cowra Civic Centre.   (No Charge).
• Saturday: Lunch 12:30pm to 1:15pm at Cowra Civic Centre (Darling Street).   This will be a ‘Pay as you go’ event.
• Saturday: Plenary 2 from 1.15pm to 4.30pm at the Cowra Civic Centre.   (No Charge).
• Saturday: Evening Dinner at 6:30pm for 7:00pm at the Cowra Services Club (Brisbane St.)   Booking Required.  ‘A touch of Hawaii’ is the evening theme.  Cost $47.50 for EarlyBirds or $50.00 after 20 Feb.
• Sunday: Plenary 3 from 9.00am to 12.30pm at the Cowra Civic Centre.   (No Charge).
• Sunday: Farewell Lunch at 1:00pm at the Japanese Gardens (Binni Creek Road – 1 km from town on right hand side)   Includes access to the Gardens.   Booking Required.  $17.50 for Early Birds or $20.00 if you book after 20 Feb.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

 Love Seminar

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband?”

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?”

Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn’t remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: “I love you, sweetheart.” Then, the women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response.

Here are some of the replies:

(I think some are hilarious…if you have been married for quite a while, a sign of true love… Like who else would you reply to in such a succinct and honest way. )

1. Who the heck is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. Yeh, and I love you too. What’s up with you?

4. What now? Did you crash the car again?

5. I don’t understand what you mean?

6. What did you do now?

8. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, someone will get hurt.

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn’t drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn’t she???

ROTARY INFORMATION

MONTHLY THEMES FROM RI

The RI Board’s meeting in October has modified Rotary’s calendar of special observances to designate specific months highlighting the 6 Areas of Focus.  They will come into effect on July 1st 2015.

The new special observance months are:

January:        Vocational Service

February:       Peace and Conflict Prevention/Resolution 

March:            Water and Sanitation

April:               Maternal and Child Health

May:                Youth Services

June:              Fellowship

July:                New Rotary Year

August:          Membership

September:    Basic Education and Literacy

October:         Economic and Community Development

November:     Rotary Foundation

December:     Disease Prevention and Treatment

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OUT OF AFRICA

 MOUNT KENYA 2015 ANZAC DAY CLIMB

This will be a permanent section for the next 12 months in our weekly bulletin and I will update stories to this article as and when we get them.   The Australian Commonwealth Department of Veterans Affairs have approved our application to be part of the Centenary for ANZAC and we are allowed to use the logo below with some rules on it’s use:

The Mount Kenya 2015 web site can be found here on clicking the banner below:

4 MONTHS TO GO!

Web Site: www.mountkenya2015.org

 Just some news to keep us all in touch and some questions for all of us.

• Keep an eye on the web site for further information. We now have around 17-21 climbers and safari members, with only a few not fully confirmed as yet.  Our goal was always 20-30 with 30 being the maximum number that we will take with us.  So we are close to our target.

• Now for the fund raising and I know that all of you have ideas and projects in mind to raise the funds. I feel that we will succeed in raising a significant amount for the beneficiaries.  We will need help with the proposed crowd funding project.

• Next Planning Meeting in Wagga Wagga Thursday 15^th January at the Wagga Wagga Ex-Services Club.

• The Rock Challenge on Sunday March 8^th. We will have a committee in place by the 15^th January to plan this event.  Any ideas will be very welcome.

• We have paid the deposit for the Mount Kenya Option and we now have 12 for this option. We have engaged Moses Kashumba, African Brothers Expeditions from Arusha to look after us on Mount Kenya.  Moses will provide cooks, all the food, tents where needed, guides, porters, mountain rescue, park fees, hiking and climbing routes.

• The safari and other planned activities have been sent to you all. We need to put this part of the planning to bed by the 15^th  We have heard back from many of you and we will make a list soon of who is going on the various options.

• NB a reminder re Visas make sure to get these done as soon as possible. You will need visas for Kenya.  Contact the Kenyan High Commission go to their web site and download an application form and proceed from there.

Website:        http://www.kenya.asn.au

Visa Form:     http://www.kenya.asn.au/images/PDF/Visa.pdf

• On arrival in South Africa the South African Immigration stamps your passport at the airport. Check though through the South African Embassy.
• The citizen who is a holder of a national passport (diplomatic, official and ordinary) of the foreign countries / territories / international organisations listed below are not required to hold a visa when reporting to an immigration officer for an examination at a South African port of entry, subject to the terms and conditions set out in this list, including inter alia the intended period of stay in the Republic.

AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND included.

http://www.dha.gov.za/index.php/countries-exempt-from-sa-visas

• We will be conducting a FULL MOON training run up The Rock near Wagga Wagga on a date to be determined at our meeting on January 15^th in Wagga Wagga. If any of any of you can make it please let me know.  This will give us an opportunity to test all of our gear.  It will also be reasonably colder.

FOOT NOTE

Yours in Rotary John Glassford Chair 2014 -2015

RAGES WEB SITE

Bulletin Editor and Web Site:  John Glassford

Rotary International President Gary Huang

Governor of District 9700 David Kennedy

Coolamon Club President  Garth Perkin

Coolamon Club Secretary Paul Weston

Club Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701

Websites of Interest

Coolamon Rotary Club: http://coolamonrotary.com

Road MAPS to Africa a Coolamon Rotary Project: http://www.mountainsofthemoon.org/

Rotary Down Under on line: http://flipflashpages.uniflip.com/2/26587/49598/pub

Mount Kenya 2015 Web Site incorporating the ORK: http://theork.com/

Our Rotary Centennial Twin Club Hout Bay, Cape Town, South Africa: http://www.rotaryhoutbay.org

Proposed Rotarian Action Group for Endangered Species RAGES: http://www.endangeredrag.org/#

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #22

DECEMBER IS ROTARY FAMILY  MONTH

Merry Christmas to all our members and readers of this bulletin.

SUNDAY DECEMBER 21st. 2014

Last night we held our annual Christmas party with President Garth Perkin at Marg and Garth’s home near Coolamon.

Our members turned up with their partners and family and it was a good night of fellowship, friendship and our Rotary family.

Here are some photos from the evening and thanks Marg for the effort you put in with the food and thanks also to those members who brought along a plate.

VOLUNTEERS WANTED FOR NEW YEAR’S EVE IN COOLAMON FROM 6.00 pm {Contact Wayne Lewis or Ian Jennings}.

Diary Reminders

NYE December 31st Coolamon Fireworks Food Van.

Wednesday 4th February 2015 Joint Lions Rotary Meeting in Coolamon.  Guest speakers PDG Fred Loneragan and PP John Glassford Mount Kenya 2015 ANZAC Day Climb CONFIRMED.  7.00 for 7.30 pm

Thursday 12th February BINGO:   Ian  Durham  (Captain), Paul Weston, Rod Jarrett, Leslie Weston

*Sunday March 8th The Rock Challenge Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb.

Monday 9th-Friday 13th March RYDA at the Wagga Wagga Showgrounds.

Saturday 21st March to Sunday 22nd March D 9700 CONFERENCE at Cowra.  Book Now for early bird discounts.

Saturday 11th April – Sunday May 10th Mount Kenya ANZAC DAy 2015 Climb in Kenya.

Saturday 6th June – Tuesday 9th June 2015 RI Convention Sao Paulo BRAZIL.

*Partners and Guests Night.

Apologies for Monday meetings call Christine Atkinson on 0427 880 158 or 6927 3521 BY FRIDAY 12.00 pm.

ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT GARY HUANG

 

Rotary International President Gary C.K. Huang and his wife Corinna visited India, where he and Rotary Foundation Trustee Sushil Gupta (right) received honorary degrees from The IIS University, Jaipur.

DISTRICT GOVERNOR DAVID KENNEDY D 9700

Grenfell RC  speakers at last weeks Rotary Meeting were four students, Shannon Best, Daniel Edwards, Josh McCue and Rachael Causer who attended RYPEN this year. 

RYPEN (Rotary Youth Program for Enrichment) is a program to provide an enriching and challenging experience for year 9 students

The weekend camp is held at Borambola and provides the opportunity for students to mix with their peers from across the District and undertake a balance of social interaction, adventure and challenging activities to assist in developing life skills. The students gave a short but comprehensive report and had a great time.

http://www.grenfellrecord.com.au/story/2773913/grenfell-rotary-club-news-l-photo/?cs=12

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

VISITORS TO AUSTRALIA

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!)

__________________________________________________
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
__________________________________________________

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

A:Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
__________________________________________________

Q:I want to walk from Perth to Sydney – can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it’s only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
__________________________________________________

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns , Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )

A: What did your last slave die of?
__________________________________________________

Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
… Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
__________________________________________________

Q:Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
_________________________________________________

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do…
__________________________________________________

Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is
Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
__________________________________________________

Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
__________________________________________________

Q:Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
__________________________________________________

Q:Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from..
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
__________________________________________________

Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
__________________________________________________

Q:I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? (USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
__________________________________________________

Q:Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.
__________________________________________________

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first

ROTARY INFORMATION

INDOOR AIR POLLUTION LINKED TO MILLIONS OF DEATHS

Rotary member Jorge Aufranc (second from right), supervises the delivery and installation of new indoor safe stoves for the kitchen at Rancho Alegre school in Guatemala. The World Health Organization estimates that 4.3 million deaths in 2012 were linked to indoor air pollution in homes like this around the world.

After decades dreaming about the Himalayas, Rotary member George Basch went on his first trek through the mountains in 2001, when he was 64. A member of the Rotary Club of Taos-Melagro in New Mexico, USA, Basch found that the experience was even more than he had hoped.

“My expectations were high, and dramatically exceeded,” he remembers.

But a less-than-pleasant aspect of the experience was the indoor smoke pollution he encountered in the guest houses and private homes he visited. Many families in the Himalayas use rudimentary cookstoves or, in some cases, an open fire pit inside the home to prepare food.

FULL STORY HERE

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TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS IN AFRICA.

{Click on the thumb nails}

OUT OF AFRICA

 THE GIFT OF EDUCATION.

We have just witnessed the excitement of the happiest people in Arusha at the moment! Our new students, starting at St Jude’s in January, received their first set of brand new St Jude’s uniforms! This is always the most joyful day in the school calendar as the gift of these uniforms signifies the start to a new life path for so many young Tanzanians and their families.

MOUNT KENYA 2015 ANZAC DAY CLIMB

This will be a permanent section for the next 12 months in our weekly bulletin and I will update stories to this article as and when we get them.   The Australian Commonwealth Department of Veterans Affairs have approved our application to be part of the Centenary for ANZAC and we are allowed to use the logo below with some rules on it’s use:

The Mount Kenya 2015 web site can be found here on clicking the banner below:

One of the items on our itinerary will be the visit to our twin club Hout Bay near Cape Town in South Africa.  The Rotarians of Hout Bay are the most hospitable people we have ever met and we are all looking forward to making the visit after the Mount Kenya Climb.

We will visit Coolamon House the Nonceba Centre and attend their weekly meeting at the Atlantic Yacht Club on the harbour in Hout Bay.  The majority of our team will be joining us in Hout Bay on the way home to Australia.

Cheers Lyn and Butch looking forward to seeing you all again in 2015!

I hope that you can put up with this mob from Australia.

FOOT NOTE

LIFE’S LIKE THAT

Yours in Rotary John Glassford Chair 2014 -2015

RAGES WEB SITE

Bulletin Editor and Web Site:  John Glassford

Rotary International President Gary Huang

Governor of District 9700 David Kennedy

Coolamon Club President  Garth Perkin

Coolamon Club Secretary Paul Weston

Club Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701

Websites of Interest

Coolamon Rotary Club: http://coolamonrotary.com

Road MAPS to Africa a Coolamon Rotary Project: http://www.mountainsofthemoon.org/

Rotary Down Under on line: http://flipflashpages.uniflip.com/2/26587/49598/pub

Mount Kenya 2015 Web Site incorporating the ORK: http://theork.com/

Our Rotary Centennial Twin Club Hout Bay, Cape Town, South Africa: http://www.rotaryhoutbay.org

Proposed Rotarian Action Group for Endangered Species RAGES: http://www.endangeredrag.org/#

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #21

DECEMBER IS ROTARY FAMILY  MONTH

If you take a look at the Rotary calendar, it’s easy to see where our priorities as an organization lie. The Rotary year begins in July; in August we mark Membership Month, in September we celebrate New Generations, October is for vocational service, and so on, turning our attention to different topics that are important in Rotary.

It’s a great idea to do this, because it reminds us to talk about subjects that we might otherwise overlook during our busy Rotary year. But we all know that every topic on our calendar – from fellowship to our Foundation – is important. All of them are part of what makes Rotary what it is, and what makes all of us Rotarians.

In Rotary, December is Family Month. Looking back on my years as a Rotarian, I have seen how important family is in Rotary – and how important Rotary can be to our families.

My wife, Corinna, chose to join Rotary just a few months ago, after many years as a Rotary spouse. All three of our children are also Rotarians. All of them joined their own club, in their own time. All of them have found unique interests in Rotary. As we have watched them find their own paths, we have been struck by how wonderful it is to have so many members of our family involved in Rotary service.

President Gary’s December Message

ROTARY COOLAMON INTEREST BBQ

Last Friday night Membership Director Leslie Weston invited several people form our shire to a BBQ at Marg and Gath Perkin’s home.  It was a very good turn out including several prospective new members.  Leslie did a great job with the invitations and all who turned up enjoyed meeting the members and their partners of our club.  Here are some photos form the night and special thanks to Myffy and Bernadette as well as Ted for the work.  Paul Weston cooked the tucker USA style frankfurters and burgers.  Thanks also to Marg and Garth for the hospitality a good night all round.

MEETING MONDAY DECEMBER 8th. 2014

That time of year and we had 10 members along most thought that it was going to be a board meeting, well it was after a fashion.  A great night of fellowship with some business thrown in.

PP Dick Jennings was the Chair for the night.

Leslie Weston our membership Director reported on the BBQ at Marg and Garth’s last Friday to introduce people to our club.  Over 50 attended including 25 members and their partners.  Leslie was congratulated on the effort that went in to make the night a good one.  A first for our club and more to come.  Dick thanked Leslie on behalf of the club.

1. BINGO this Thursday night rostered on are:

Grahame Miles Captain,  Myffy Collette, Garth Perkin and Bernadette Milne.

2. School presentations:

Marrar Ted Hutcheon completed.

Coolamon Central School Garth Perkin completed.

St Brendon’s and Ganmain PS Bernadette and Myffy Collette.

St Michael’s Coolamon Neil Munro

Matong Ted Hutcheon.

3. Last Meeting for 2014 next Monday Scott Martin Coolamon Shire guest speaker.

4.  Christmas Party Sunday 21st December at Rand’s Tank $15 per person BYO and bring a plate.

5.  2015 1st Meeting Lions and Rotary Wednesday 4th January 7.00 for 7.30 pm Guest speakers PDG Fred Loneragan and PP John Glassford Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb. 

6.  New Year’s Eve we are booked to serve sausages from our caravan volunteers needed.  Contact Wayne Lewis.

Sunday March 8th The Rock Challenge for the Mount Kenya 2015 ANZAC Day Climb a committee has been created from Coolamon to plan the event with Wagga Wagga Sunrise and Henty Rotary Clubs.  This team will consist of John Glassford, Garth Perkin, Don Dyce, Wayne Lewis, Dick Jennings and coached by Leslie Weston.

Neil Munro announced the birth of Ella his latest grand daughter so as the custom of our club Neil shouted the members not one but TWO bottles of port, well received and we enjoyed some good fellowship.

Diary Reminders

Thursday  11^th December, BINGO Grahame Miles (Captain), Myffy Collette, Garth Perkin, Bernadette Milne

*Monday 15th December Guest Speaker Scott Martin Coolamon Shire Council Last Meeting for 2014. 

*Sunday December 21st Annual Christmas Party at Marg and Garth’s home “Rands Tank.”  B.Y.O. please bring a plate.  Cost per person will be $15.  Let Christine know asap please.

NYE December 31st Coolamon Fireworks Food Van.

Wednesday 4th February 2015 Joint Lions Rotary Meeting in Coolamon.  Guest speakers PDG Fred Loneragan and PP John Glassford Mount Kenya 2015 ANZAC Day Climb CONFIRMED.  7.00 for 7.30 pm

Thursday 12th February BINGO:   Ian  Durham  (Captain), Paul Weston, Rod Jarrett, Leslie Weston

*Sunday March 8th The Rock Challenge Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb.

Monday 9th-Friday 13th March RYDA at the Wagga Wagga Showgrounds.

Saturday 21st March to Sunday 22nd March D 9700 CONFERENCE at Cowra.  Book Now for early bird discounts.

Saturday 11th April – Sunday May 10th Mount Kenya ANZAC DAy 2015 Climb in Kenya.

Saturday 6th June – Tuesday 9th June 2015 RI Convention Sao Paulo BRAZIL.

*Partners and Guests Night.

Apologies for Monday meetings call Christine Atkinson on 0427 880 158 or 6927 3521 BY FRIDAY 12.00 pm.

ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT GARY HUANG

 

Rotary International President Gary C.K. Huang and his wife Corinna attended a Rotary Day event in Istanbul. RI Director Şafak Alpay (fourth from left) also attended. — in Istanbul, Turkey.

Rotary District 3230 made a Guinness world record in making Indian national flag with 50000 thousand Rotarians, Rotaractors, students and Chennaites in Chennai. RI President Gary and his wife Corina attended this Rotary Public Image Program, “Rotary My Flag My India”

DISTRICT GOVERNOR DAVID KENNEDY D 9700

 Wagga Wagga has a new member.

President Ellen invited Nepal Gosh and his sponsor Peter Veerhuis to come forward for Nepal’s induction as a new member of the Rotary Club of Wagga Wagga. Nepal was born in Bangladesh and came to Australia in 2006. He has lived, studied and worked in Australia for the past 8 years. Nepal arrived in Wagga about 4 years ago and works as an Accountant with RSM Bird Cameron, where he is a very popular employee. He became an Australian citizen in May 2013.

Griffith Avanti inducts three new members.

“Last week was very exciting for our club as we had the pleasure of inducting three new members into the club. A big congratulations and welcome to Kim Martel, Michelle Catanzariti and Kevin Cunningham who are now officially Rotarians.”

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

The Restaurant

A group of 40-year-old friends discuss where they should meet for dinner.

Finally the men decide that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there….have low-cut blouses and nice boobs.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group once again discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there….is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they can…eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant has a beautiful view of the ocean.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the…..restaurant is wheelchair-accessible and they even have an lift.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant……because they have never been there before!

ROTARY INFORMATION

HOW A SIMPLE SCHOOL PROJECT IN INDIA BECAME A GLOBAL GRANT

Students sit in their new desks that were provided through a previous grant between the Rotary Club of Bikaner, India, and Kennebunk Portside, Maine, USA.

Two years ago, U.S. Rotary members in Maine set out to improve the education system in Bikaner, Rajasthan, an Indian city near the border of Pakistan.

The Rotary Club of Kennebunk Portside chose Bikaner because club member Rohit Mehta was originally from the area and had connections there. Mehta put the club in contact with Rotarians in India to provide desks for four government-run schools.

But when community leaders returned with a request for more desks, the Maine Rotarians decided they had to think bigger. The Rotary Foundation had rolled out its new grant model, which required that the club do more than just purchase school furniture to qualify for global grant funding. Club leaders put their heads together and turned a simple project to provide school desks into a global grant project by adding a campaign to recruit new students and professional development for teachers.

FULL STORY

ONLY IN AFRICA

 Kazi ni Kazi {Work is Work}

OUT OF AFRICA

 An uplifting sight…a mother elephant shading her baby during the heat of the day.

MOUNT KENYA 2015 ANZAC DAY CLIMB

This will be a permanent section for the next 12 months in our weekly bulletin and I will update stories to this article as and when we get them.   The Australian Commonwealth Department of Veterans Affairs have approved our application to be part of the Centenary for ANZAC and we are allowed to use the logo below with some rules on it’s use:

The Mount Kenya 2015 web site can be found here on clicking the banner below:

 The poster above is a teaser for things to come watch this space!

We now have 19 in the teams for Mount Kenya with 13 climbers and 6 on safari.

FOOT NOTE

Ganmain had their annual twilight Christmas markets and it was well supported with many stalls both inside the Ganmain Hall and down both sides of  Ford Street some pics:

Yours in Rotary John Glassford Chair 2014 -2015

RAGES WEB SITE

Bulletin Editor and Web Site:  John Glassford

Rotary International President Gary Huang

Governor of District 9700 David Kennedy

Coolamon Club President  Garth Perkin

Coolamon Club Secretary Paul Weston

Club Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701

Websites of Interest

Coolamon Rotary Club: http://coolamonrotary.com

Road MAPS to Africa a Coolamon Rotary Project: http://www.mountainsofthemoon.org/

Rotary Down Under on line: http://flipflashpages.uniflip.com/2/26587/49598/pub

Mount Kenya 2015 Web Site incorporating the ORK: http://theork.com/

Our Rotary Centennial Twin Club Hout Bay, Cape Town, South Africa: http://www.rotaryhoutbay.org

Proposed Rotarian Action Group for Endangered Species RAGES: http://www.endangeredrag.org/#

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #20

NOVEMBER IS ROTARY FOUNDATION  MONTH

For just $2 per week, less than a cup of coffee, you can change someones life for the better!

A Centurion is one who contributes $100 per year to the work of the Foundation. That’s just $2 per week! You can make a donation online now!

The brain child of PDG Peter Walsh, the Centurion was first set up to encourage members to donate personally to the Foundation. Initially it was confined to members who had achieved the status of Paul Harris Fellow, but in recent times it has been opened to all members of clubs in District 9700.

 Download the Centurion Form here.

MEETING MONDAY NOVEMBER 24th. 2014

Last night we had a good meeting with 11 members in attendance.

President Garth Perkin opened the meeting with little fuss and spoke briefly on the meeting some of attended at Junee last week.  Garth was impressed with Junee’s lack of ceremony i.e. grace and the like.  To be continued at a later date.

Garth Perkin also announced that he will be joining the Mount Kenya 2015 Climb and there was much discussion on this and several bets were laid on Garth reaching the summit of Point Lenana!

Ian Durham announced the RYDA (Rotary Youth Driver Awareness) week will be from the 9-13th March at the Wagga Wagga Showgrounds and we are due on the Friday 13th March.

Leslie Weston our membership Director outlined the upcoming Rotary Interest BBQ to be held at Garth and Marg’s home on Friday 5th December.  Leslie has sent out 72 invitations to people in our Shire who may be interested joining our club and to learn about our members and what we do.  All members are requested to bring their partners on the night.  Members are requested to bring a plate please.

Secretary Paul read out the list of schools in our Shire that will need a representative from our club to attend their presentation nights to hand over the cheques for our annual giving to each school.

Please check the diary below for upcoming events.

A good night of fellowship followed after the meeting.

Diary Reminders

Wednesday 26th November Mount Kenya Presentation at Henty.

Monday 1st December TBA.

*Friday December 5th ROTARY  INTEREST BBQ at Marg and Garth’s home Rands Tank Coolamon.

Monday 8th December Board meeting.

Thursday  11^th December, BINGO Grahame Miles (Captain), Myffy Collette, Garth Perkin, Bernadette Milne

*Monday 15th December Guest Speaker Scott Martin Coolamon Shire Council Last Meeting for 2014. 

*Sunday December 21st Annual Christmas Party at Marg and Garth’s home “Rands Tank.”

NYE December 31st Coolamon Fireworks Food Van.

Wednesday 4th February 2015 Joint Lions Rotary Meeting in Coolamon.

Thursday 12th February BINGO:   Ian  Durham  (Captain), Paul Weston, Rod Jarrett, Leslie Weston

*Sunday March 8th The Rock Challenge Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb.

Monday 9th-Friday 13th March RYDA at the Wagga Wagga Showgrounds.

Saturday 21st March to Sunday 22nd March D 9700 CONFERENCE at Cowra.  Book Now for early bird discounts.

Saturday 11th April – Sunday May 10th Mount Kenya ANZAC DAy 2015 Climb in Kenya.

Saturday 6th June – Tuesday 9th June 2015 RI Convention Sao Paulo BRAZIL.

*Partners and Guests Night.

Apologies for Monday meetings call Christine Atkinson on 0427 880 158 or 6927 3521 BY FRIDAY 12.00 pm.

ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT GARY HUANG

 

RIP Gary Huang in Berlin last week.

ROTARY DAYS VIDEO CONTEST

If your club or district is hosting a Rotary Days event, here’s a little incentive to shoot video. In addition to sharing these special moments with your fellow Rotary members, President Huang will recognize one grand prize-winning club or district with a special award plaque. The winning video, along with other hand-selected finalists chosen by President Huang, will be featured on Rotary.org and possibly at the 2015 Rotary International Convention in São Paulo, Brazil.

RULES

Submissions must be:

• No more than three minutes long
• In English or English subtitles
• Uploaded to YouTube

HOW TO ENTER

To submit a video, send an email to [email protected] with the video’s YouTube link and a brief description by 31 March 2015.

DISTRICT GOVERNOR DAVID KENNEDY D 9700

Orange Daybreak Project CPR Training

Last week 12 Rotarians attended a CPR training course conducted by Rotarian/Accredited First Aid teacher Joanne McRae.

Would you be able to assist someone in need?

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

The Bagpipes

Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.
There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.

I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man

And as I played “Amazing Grace”, the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothing like that before and I’ve been puttin’ in septic tanks for more than twenty years…………….”

ROTARY INFORMATION

ROTARY DAY AT THE UNITED NATIONS HIGHLIGHTS THE STRENGTH OF PARTNERSHIPS

Participants attended panel discussions about water and peace, youth and peace, economic development, women’s health, and human trafficking.  Photo Credit: Rotary International/Monika Lozinska

To strengthen their 69-year-old partnership, leaders from Rotary and the United Nations met this month in New York City for Rotary Day at the United Nations. The two organizations began working together with the aim of maintaining peace after World War II. Today, the relationship has evolved to include humanitarian work in areas like gender equality, child and maternal health, and disease treatment and prevention.

While the UN’s Millennium Development Goals are set to expire in 2015, its leaders are preparing for an even more ambitious humanitarian agenda of eradicating extreme poverty by 2030, said Amina J. Mohammed, special adviser of the UN secretary-general on post-2015 development planning, speaking at the event.

The UN considers those living on less than $1.25 per day to be in extreme poverty. Around the world, 1.2 billion people fall into this category.

FULL STORY

ONLY IN AFRICA

OUT OF AFRICA

 Wart hogs hogging the fire!

MOUNT KENYA 2015 ANZAC DAY CLIMB

This will be a permanent section for the next 12 months in our weekly bulletin and I will update stories to this article as and when we get them.   The Australian Commonwealth Department of Veterans Affairs have approved our application to be part of the Centenary for ANZAC and we are allowed to use the logo below with some rules on it’s use:

The Mount Kenya 2015 web site can be found here on clicking the banner below:

Yours in Rotary John Glassford Chair 2014 -2015

RAGES WEB SITE

Bulletin Editor and Web Site:  John Glassford

Rotary International President Gary Huang

Governor of District 9700 David Kennedy

Coolamon Club President  Garth Perkin

Coolamon Club Secretary Paul Weston

Club Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701

Websites of Interest

Coolamon Rotary Club: http://coolamonrotary.com

Road MAPS to Africa a Coolamon Rotary Project: http://www.mountainsofthemoon.org/

Rotary Down Under on line: http://flipflashpages.uniflip.com/2/26587/49598/pub

Mount Kenya 2015 Web Site incorporating the ORK: http://theork.com/

Our Rotary Centennial Twin Club Hout Bay, Cape Town, South Africa: http://www.rotaryhoutbay.org

Proposed Rotarian Action Group for Endangered Species RAGES: http://www.endangeredrag.org/#

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #19

NOVEMBER IS ROTARY FOUNDATION  MONTH

ROTARY FOUNDATION BEQUEST SOCIETY

Your generous contributions to The Rotary Foundation are essential to securing and growing Rotary programs throughout the world. We recognize donors to express our gratitude for your commitment and offer individual and club recognitions, as well as naming recognitions that let you honor a friend or family member with a named or endowed gift.  One great way to contribute to our Foundation is by joining the Bequest Society:

• Bequest Society member, when you give $10,000 or more via your estate plans. All society members receive recognition from the Trustees of The Rotary Foundation, and donors can choose to receive an engraved crystal recognition piece and a Bequest Society pin.

MEETING MONDAY NOVEMBER 17th. 2014

Last night we had a small turn out due to the harvesting in our area has begun and the framer members are very busy right now.  We did have 11 members attend a lively meeting.  We discussed the Rotary Interest BBQ coming up on Friday December 5th at President Garth’s home. Leslie Weston our Membership Director now has 120 invitations to send out to prospective interested people in our Shire.   President Garth encourages all our members and partners to attend on Friday 5th December.

John Glassford spoke on the progress of the Mount Kenya 2015 ANZAC Day climb and announced The Rock Challenge set for Sunday March 8th at The Rock.  This is a joint Rotary Club project with Wagga Wagga Sunrise, Henty and Kooringal clubs.  John also read out the letter from D9700 endorsing the climb and announcing that it is now a D9700 endorsed project.

The last meeting for 2014 will be on December 15th with Scott Martin from the Coolamon Shire as our guest speaker.

The Christmas Party is set for Sunday December 21st at Garth and Marg’s home Rand’s Tank.

Ian Durham read a poem dedicated to Armistice Day a moving tribute to those who served.

Diary Reminders

Tuesday 18th November Junee RC Commandant at ARTC (i.e. Kapooka) Colonel Stephen Jobson Guest Speaker.

Thursday 20th November Mount Kenya Planning Meeting in Wagga Wagga.

Monday 24th November TBA.

Wednesday 26th November Mount Kenya Presentation at Henty.

*Friday December 5th ROTARY  INTEREST BBQ at Marg and Garth’s home Rands Tank Coolamon.

Monday 1st December TBA.

Monday 8th December Board meeting.

Thursday  11^th December, BINGO Grahame Miles (Captain), Myffy Collette, Garth Perkin, Bernadette Milne

*Monday 15th December Guest Speaker Scott Martin Coolamon Shire Council Last Meeting for 2014. 

*Sunday December 21st Annual Christmas Party at Marg and Garth’s home “Rands Tank.”

NYE December 31st Coolamon Fireworks Food Van.

Wednesday 4th February 2015 Joint Lions Rotary Meeting in Coolamon.

Thursday 12th February BINGO:   Ian  Durham  (Captain), Paul Weston, Rod Jarrett, Leslie Weston

*Sunday March 8th The Rock Challenge Mount Kenya ANZAC Day 2015 Climb.

Saturday 21st March to Sunday 22nd March D 9700 CONFERENCE at Cowra.  Book Now for early bird discounts.

Saturday 11th April – Sunday May 10th Mount Kenya ANZAC DAy 2015 Climb in Kenya.

Saturday 6th June – Tuesday 9th June 2015 RI Convention Sao Paulo BRAZIL.

*Partners and Guests Night.

Apologies for Monday meetings call Christine Atkinson on 0427 880 158 or 6927 3521 BY FRIDAY 12.00 pm.

ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT GARY HUANG

 

Italy’s Minister of Health, Beatrice Lorenzin, accepted Rotary International President Gary C.K. Huang’s invitation to join Rotary.

Rotary International President Gary C.K. Huang presented Paul Wen-liang Chang, Ambassador from the Taipei Economic and Cultural Office in New York City, with a Rotary president-themed tie.

DISTRICT GOVERNOR DAVID KENNEDY D 9700

Book now for the early bird discount.

The Grenfell Rotary Club held their meeting last week at the Henry Lawson High School.

The schools Hospitality Students looking very professional, catered with a beautiful meal that was served with finesse.

Following the meal the Rotarians and guests visited a modern day classroom and were shown the Smart board and the many applications now so common place in education. It  was great to see how THLHS is responding to modern needs.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

Husbands and Wives 

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband?”

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?”

Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn’t remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: “I love you, sweetheart.” Then, the women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response.

Here are some of the replies:

(I think some are hilarious…if you have been married for quite a while, a sign of true love… Like who else would you reply to in such a succinct and honest way. )

1. Who the heck is this?
   2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
   3. Yeh, and I love you too. What’s up with you?
   4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
   5. I don’t understand what you mean?
   6. What did you do now?
   8. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
   9. Am I dreaming?
   10. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, someone will get hurt.
   11. I thought we agreed you wouldn’t drink during the day.
   12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn’t she???

ROTARY INFORMATION

During his tour of the Middle East in 1928 and 1929, Jim Davidson (Interesting man a Canadian who started the 1st Rotary Club in Australia), flew from Greece to Egypt for a brief visit to Cairo where on December 29, 1928, the Cairo Club was inaugurated. This new club in was due to be presented with a Rotary flag as the first club in the country. For this special occasion, the officers had an original idea. Its members chartered a Nile steamer for the occasion. On the morning of March 11, 1929, the Rotarians and their guests embarked on the boat and steamed sedately up the river.

Luncheon was served afloat and was followed by the presentation of the Charter and Flag, possibly the first and only time this has been done on a boat. Some time after tea, the party returned to Cairo. Thus, the Cairo Club was launched!!

ONLY IN AFRICA

One minute we are just chilling, engines off, watching this massive elephant bull browsing on the opposite side of the road.  Next thing you know, he is heading our way…gave a warning ”DONT MOVE” ear flap as for some or other reason he had already decided that the narrowest of spaces between our two cars is where he absolutely had to pass through.  Would you believe that he did not touch either of our cars as he silently passed through the gap ?

A ”change of pant’ moment, I won’t lie!

OUT OF AFRICA

Some of us have walked on this beach in Hout Bay.

Ah just a ‘Massive’ Cape Cobra having a stroll and a swim on Hout Bay beach. Incredible pics taken by Jeffrey Rink ! The Cape Cobra is estimated to be about 2 metres long!

MOUNT KENYA 2015 ANZAC DAY CLIMB

This will be a permanent section for the next 12 months in our weekly bulletin and I will update stories to this article as and when we get them.   The Australian Commonwealth Department of Veterans Affairs have approved our application to be part of the Centenary for ANZAC and we are allowed to use the logo below with some rules on it’s use:

The Mount Kenya 2015 web site can be found here on clicking the banner below:

PP John Glassford

Mt Kenya 2015 Climb Coordinator

Dear John

Thank you for the documentation you forwarded to me for the District 9700 Board to consider with respect to the planning and other matters concerning the Mt Kenya 2015 Climb.

The Board has asked me to advise you that you now have their support and this project can be considered as an approved project of our District.

We wish you well as you continue to plan this activity with your committee and promote it through the Rotary Clubs and their communities in District 9700.

In Rotary Service

PDG Ian Tooke

D9700 Secretary

11 November 2014.

FOOT NOTE

Some great ideas for the induction package for new members from the Rotary Club of Nairobi:

Yours in Rotary John Glassford Chair 2014 -2015

RAGES WEB SITE

Bulletin Editor and Web Site:  John Glassford

Rotary International President Gary Huang

Governor of District 9700 David Kennedy

Coolamon Club President  Garth Perkin

Coolamon Club Secretary Paul Weston

Club Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701

Websites of Interest

Coolamon Rotary Club: http://coolamonrotary.com

Road MAPS to Africa a Coolamon Rotary Project: http://www.mountainsofthemoon.org/

Rotary Down Under on line: http://flipflashpages.uniflip.com/2/26587/49598/pub

Mount Kenya 2015 Web Site incorporating the ORK: http://theork.com/

Our Rotary Centennial Twin Club Hout Bay, Cape Town, South Africa: http://www.rotaryhoutbay.org

Proposed Rotarian Action Group for Endangered Species RAGES: http://www.endangeredrag.org/#

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #18

NOVEMBER IS ROTARY FOUNDATION  MONTH

PRIP Arch C Klumph  RI President 1916-1917

Founder of the Rotary Foundation

1917 Arch C. Klumph, Rotary’s sixth president, proposed to the Rotary International Convention in Atlanta, Georgia, USA, the creation of an “endowment fund for Rotary . . . for the purpose of doing good in the world in charitable, educational, and other avenues of community service.”

1928 The endowment fund had grown to $US5,739.07, and it was renamed The Rotary Foundation. It became a distinct entity within Rotary International. Five Trustees, including Klumph, were appointed to “hold, invest, manage, and administer all of its property. . . as a single trust, for the furtherance of the purposes of RI.”

1930 The Foundation made its first grant of US $500 to the International Society for Crippled Children, created by Rotarian Edgar F. “Daddy” Allen, which grew into the Easter Seals organization

1945 Forty-nine Rotarians help draft the United Nations Charter in San Francisco. Many of the delegates from around the world were also members of Rotary clubs

Read the history of our Foundation below:

Our Foundation’s History.

MEETING MONDAY NOVEMBER 10th. 2014

President Elect 2015-2016 Wayne Lewis and Helen Lewis with Christine Lorraine.

Tonight we held our AGM and election of office bearers for 2015-2016 under President Elect Wayne Lewis.

Here is the full list of those members who volunteered to serve on our board:

President Elect Wayne Lewis

President Elect Nominee  Don Dyce

Secretary  Paul Weston

Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Club Administration Director  Christine Atkinson

Service Projects Director  Don Dyce

Membership Director  Leslie Weston

Foundation Director  John Glassford

Youth Services Director  Ian Durham

Public Relations Director  Myffe Clarke

Vocational Services Director  Dick Jennings

Vice-President {Immediate Past President) Garth Perkin

Sergeant @ Arms  Ted Hutcheon

Congratulations to all!

 President Elect Nominee 2016-2017 Don Dyce and Sally Farmer well done Don.

Diary Reminders

Monday 17th November Planning Meeting Membership.

Tuesday 18th November Junee RC Commandant at ARTC (i.e. Kapooka) Colonel Stephen Jobson Guest Speaker.

Thursday 20th November Mount Kenya Planning Meeting in Wagga Wagga.

Monday 24th November TBA.

Wednesday 26th November Mount Kenya Presentation at Henty.

*Friday December 5th ROTARY  INTEREST BBQ at Marg and Garth’s home Rands Tank Coolamon.

Monday 8th December Board meeting.

Thursday  11^th December, BINGO Grahame Miles (Captain), Myffy Collette, Garth Perkin, Bernadette Milne

*Monday 15th December Guest Speaker Scott Martin Coolamon Shire Council Last Meeting for 2014. 

*Sunday December 21st Annual Christmas Party at Marg and Garth’s home “Rands Tank.”

NYE December 31st Coolamon Fireworks Food Van.

Wednesday 4th February 2015 Joint Lions Rotary Meeting in Coolamon.

Thursday 12th February BINGO:   Ian  Durham  (Captain), Paul Weston, Rod Jarrett, Leslie Weston

Saturday 21st March to Sunday 22nd March D 9700 CONFERENCE at Cowra.  Book Now for early bird discounts.

Saturday 6th June – Tuesday 9th June 2015 RI Convention Sao Paulo BRAZIL.

*Partners and Guests Night.

Apologies for Monday meetings call Christine Atkinson on 0427 880 158 or 6927 3521 BY FRIDAY 12.00 pm.

ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT GARY HUANG

 

Rotary International President Gary C.K. Huang gave Pope Francis the Rotary International Award of Honor.

Rotary International President Gary C.K. Huang loves Brazil and invites you to join him at the 2015 Rotary Convention in São Paulo, from 6 to 9 June!

Using hashtag #ricon15 and mentioning Rotary on your social media channels, tell your friends that you’re going to the convention. For an extra twist, use social media to challenge five of your Rotary or Rotaract friends to register for convention, too.

DISTRICT GOVERNOR DAVID KENNEDY D 9700

A great honour to be involved in the declaration of Cootamundra as a Rotary Peace Town and the opening of the new rotunda. Also a great pleasure to meet the Governor of NSW, His Excellency David Hurley who was kind enough to attend this auspicious occasion. Congratulations to the Cootamundra Rotary Club and The Council headed by Mayor Jim Slattery for bringing this all to fruition.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

The Meteor

As a jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system.

Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth 50,000 years ago at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep.

The Blonde lady sitting next to me exclaimed: Wow, look! It just missed the highway!

ROTARY INFORMATION

Chicago improv coach Dina Facklis (center) demonstrates how to participate in an improvisational session on the first day of the summit, which served as an icebreaker for attendees.

A two-day Young Professionals Summit, held in Chicago in September, gave 32 Rotary leaders ages 25 to 40 the opportunity to share their thoughts about their Rotary experiences, reflect on their stories, and exchange ideas.

Although there are many young leaders within Rotary’s global community, there are few opportunities for them to connect with other young professionals and to add their voices to the discussion. The aim of the Young Professionals Summit was to engage participants in open and candid discussions about what’s working now in Rotary, ideas for improvements, and ways to extend positive experiences with Rotary to young professionals around the world. Organizers hope that the participants will hold similar events in their own cities to bring more young professionals’ voices into conversations about membership, diversity, and the transition from Rotaract and Rotary.

READ MORE HERE

ONLY IN AFRICA

OUT OF AFRICA

Big Tim who featured at the Kenyan Night in Ganmain has had an attempt on his life lucky that Paula Kahumbu saw him in pain and called the Kenyan Wildlife Service and the David Sheldrick Foundation who went to his aid and saved him.

 Successfully darted, Tim’s wound is treated, as he lies with his tusks framing Mount Kilimanjaro

 Back on his feet post treatment, Tim watches as those that helped him depart.

MOUNT KENYA 2015 ANZAC DAY CLIMB

This will be a permanent section for the next 12 months in our weekly bulletin and I will update stories to this article as and when we get them.   The Australian Commonwealth Department of Veterans Affairs have approved our application to be part of the Centenary for ANZAC and we are allowed to use the logo below with some rules on it’s use:

The Mount Kenya 2015 web site can be found here on clicking the banner below:

LATEST NEWS ON THE TEAM SO FAR.

So far the following people have indicated that they will be going to Kenya to climb Mount Kenya:

PDG Fred Loneragan Wagga Wagga Sunrise Rotary

John Glassford Coolamon Rotary

Mark Janetzki Henty Rotary

Don Dyce Coolamon Rotary

Alex Thompson Coolamon

Harry Nixon Kooringal Rotary

David Nixon RAAF Newcastle

Chris Finkel Forbes Rotary

Peter Sparks Griffith Avanti Rotary

Sean Glassford Wentworth Falls

Mathew Joseph Rotorua Rotary  New Zealand

There are two others who are still uncertain at the moment.

Major Lacey has the support of her future Commandant Air Commodore AG Clements from the Australian Defence Force Academy ADFA.  We look forward to Major Lacey joining us with her team of ladies, all Majors, who will do the technical climb on Batian.

We need a few more to join the Safari Team or the G&T Team!

Mount Kenya yesterday the rains have come a bit late but leave a lot of snow.

 Mathew Joseph and his Niece at Kerala.

I have been a Rotarian for 5 years, Rotary Club of Rotarua Lakes, NZ. I was born in India 63 years ago and lived on top of the pile most of my life. I graduated from medical school in India, specialised as an anaesthetist in England and did a fellowship in Chicago. I have lived in many countries among people of different religions and beliefs and philosophies.

What I have learned is that no people have a monopoly on kindness or cruelty. We as a species are capable of the noblest of actions while we remain the only species capable of extreme cruelty to our own.

FOOT NOTE

Last Sunday President Garth Perkin attended the D9700 Presidents meeting in Temora.  Garth tells us that he found out a few new and interesting ideas during the meeting of the 40 club Presidents from D 9700.

 Can you spot President Garth?

Yours in Rotary John Glassford Chair 2014 -2015

RAGES WEB SITE

Bulletin Editor and Web Site:  John Glassford

Rotary International President Gary Huang

Governor of District 9700 David Kennedy

Coolamon Club President  Garth Perkin

Coolamon Club Secretary Paul Weston

Club Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701

Websites of Interest

Coolamon Rotary Club: http://coolamonrotary.com

Road MAPS to Africa a Coolamon Rotary Project: http://www.mountainsofthemoon.org/

Rotary Down Under on line: http://flipflashpages.uniflip.com/2/26587/49598/pub

Mount Kenya 2015 Web Site incorporating the ORK: http://theork.com/

Our Rotary Centennial Twin Club Hout Bay, Cape Town, South Africa: http://www.rotaryhoutbay.org

Proposed Rotarian Action Group for Endangered Species RAGES: http://www.endangeredrag.org/#