Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #01

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #01

NEWS FROM PRESIDENT DICK JENNINGS

PDG Fred Loneragan, President Dick Jennings and Michael McCormack MP Member for Riverina.

{Photo by Maree Jennings.}

Welcome Dick as our president for 2013-3014.  We are looking forward to your year as our president.

Dick would like to see as many members as possible attend the Junee Rotary Club change over this Sunday at 12 midday at the Junee Ex Services Club so far we have 3 members attending.

Our first meeting for 2013-3014 is next Monday night 8th July, and it will be an enjoyable night and Dick would like to see as many members attend as possible as we will be discussing Dick’s goals and plans for the year in Rotary.  This is an important night for all of us to have a say on what we aim to achieve this year.  Also on Monday night we are promised an informative and very interesting talk by Ted Hutcheon on his life.

On Monday July 15th we are scheduled for our first board meeting and in lieu of the normal business meeting that night we would like to support the Lions Club meeting on the Wednesday night see below.  Your input will be welcome next Monday night on this proposal.

Wednesday July 17th the Lions Club of Coolamon have invited us to attend their meeting with Kylie Dunstan NBN Readiness Project Coordinator  from Regional Development Australia.  Kylie will be talking on the NBN roll out.  This promises to be an important meeting not to be missed on what the NBN will mean for the Shire of Coolamon.

Let us hit the ground running and build on the great work done by IPP Paul Weston and his team.

 

JULY IS ROTARY’S NEW YEAR MONTH.

 

CHANGE OVER MEETING MONDAY 1st  JULY

That time of year again when we change our president and other board positions.  This keeps us all motivated and does not allow us to become stagnant or stale in our approach to why we are Rotarians.  This year we see Dick Jennings take the helm of our club and with a new board.  To celebrate this change we have a change over dinner to induct our new president and board members.  It is also a night to celebrate the previous year under IPP Paul Weston.

Coolamon Rotary Club Board

We had a fantastic evening of fellowship, good food and friendship.

Paul had arranged entertainment from the Riverina Conservatorium of Music , these young musicians did a wonderful job and were very much appreciated by all who attended.  All in all we had 80 Rotarians and their guests enjoy the evening.  Included in these were:

District Governor Geoff Tancred and Bettye Tancred, it was DG Geoff’s first official engagement as our DG for D9700 and we feel honoured that Geoff and Bettye came all the way from Orange to grace our special evening, thank you Geoff and Bettye.  Also in attendance was our Federal Member of Parliament Michael McCormack MP.  Our Coolamon Shire Mayor John Seymour and Margaret Seymour also attended and John proposed a toast to Rotary International.

Other notable attendees included PDG Fred Loneragan, PDG John Egan and AG Alan Sharp.  Several Rotary clubs supported our evening including Junee, Narrandera, Wagga Wagga Kooringal, Wagga Wagga Sunrise, Wollundry Wagga Wagga and South Wagga Wagga.   Not to forget the Coolamon Lions Club and the Coolamon Men’s Shed . Thanks to all of you.

Ray Wall from the Coolamon and Ganmain Hospital was awarded a Paul Harris Fellow by DG Geoff Tancred.  Ray leaves us for Tasmania soon and we all wish Ray the very best in his new life and he will be missed by all in the Coolamon Shire.  Also we presented two Vocational Service Awards to Claire Munro and Tony Donohue for their work in our Shire.

PDG Fred Loneragan read the Rotary 4 Way Test with explanations on how this test came into being and why it means so much for Rotarians around the world. Fred also presented a framed copy of the 4 Way Test to our member in Canberra Michael McCormack to put on his office wall.

IPP Paul Weston presented his report on the past Rotary year and reflected on a most successful year for this club.  We raised $14,600 which went to many local organisations and included $6,000 to the Coolamon Men’s Shed.

The proceedings were chaired by Mark Reardon who did a great job keeping the night moving along, thanks Mark and to all of our members who helped with the night.  A special thanks to the Ganmain Craft Shop and Ann Brill for doing such a great job on our banners all 211 of them.

Here are some photos of the night and please click on the thumb nails to enlarge them.

Meanwhile in Hout Bay in South Africa:

HOUT BAY ROTARY CLUB INDUCTION DINNER

Coolamon’s Centennial Rotary Twin Club held their annual induction night for the new president and board at the Atlantic Yacht Club in Hout Bay.

Incoming President John Routley is seen here with L/R PP Don Peters, PP Patrick McLaughlin, John Routley, DG 9350 Mike Oschje, Raymond Yosimbom and IPP Peter Dutton.

Message form IPP Hout Bay Rotary Peter Dutton:

“Can I take this moment to personally thank you, Past President Paul Weston and all of your members for your support over the past year.

Every Tuesday our toast includes Coolamon [unless the toastmaster wishes to live dangerously]. The hard work and generosity of Coolamon is always greatly appreciated and the community of Hout Bay the better for it.

My best wishes to incoming President Dick for a fruitful and enjoyable year as president. I am sure it will be. You have great little Club there which never ceases to come up with fresh ideas and to keep the energy flowing.

Kind regards

Peter Dutton
Past President Rotary Hout Bay”

 

 

Diary Reminders

*Sunday July 7th Junee RC Annual Change Over LUNCH,  noon for 12.30.

*Monday July 8th Guest Speaker Ted Hutcheon on his life.  Club Catering.

*Wednesday July 10th Narrandera RC Change over dinner Ex Servicemans Club, Narrandera.  6.30 for 7pm

July 11th 2013 BINGO Leslie Weston,  Paul Weston, Wayne Lewis, Ian Durham

Monday 15th July Business meeting followed by a Board Meeting TBC.

Wednesday 17th July Lions Meeting Coolamon Rotary is invited to hear their guest speaker Kylie Dunston from Regional Development Australia talking on the NBN roll out and what it means for the Coolamon Shire.  Dinner meeting 6.30 for 7 pm at the Coolamon Sports and Recreation Club.

Friday 19th July to Sunday July 28th 2013 Up-to-Date Art Exhibition.


Winner of the 2012 People’s Choice Award by artist Tim Morris. The award in 2013 will be sponsored by Treats & Treasures Antiques & Collectables.

*Monday 5th August Shop Locally Campaign Business Houses Meeting.

Thursday 8th August BINGO: Garth Perkin, Grahame Miles, Don Dyce, Rodney Jarrett

*Saturday 17th August Darkness to Light Dinner RC of Wagga Wagga BOOK NOW!

*Monday 30th September DG Geoff and Bettye Tancred’s Club Visit to Coolamon.

Saturday 12th October Coolamon and Ganmain Hospital Fete IN Ganmain.

*Partners and Guests Night.

 

ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT RON BURTON

Kyoko and I wish Ron and Jetta Burton success as they inspire Rotarians around the world to Engage Rotary and Change Lives. We also wish to thank John Hewko and his staff for their outstanding support throughout the year.  Past Rotary International Sakuji Tanaka signing off.  Welcome President Ron Burton and Jetta.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE


Two Children

Two children were in a doctor’s waiting room.

The little girl was softly sobbing.

“Why are you crying?” asked the little boy.

“I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger,” said the girl.

When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.

“Why are you crying?” asked the girl.

The boy looked at her worriedly and said,

“I’m here for a urine test.”

Gun Powder

A tough old cowboy  from South Texas counselled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a  long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.

The granddaughter did this religiously to the age of 103 when  she died. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45  great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a fifteen-foot hole  where the crematorium used to be.

The Parachute

There were five people aboard an air plane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done to determine who should get the parachutes.

One person said that he was the smartest thing that hit the face of the Earth, and that he was too smart to die. So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft. The second person said that she was too important to die, she had children and a family to take care of, and they depended on her to care for them. So, she took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft.

The third person said that he was too important to die because his family depended on him for survival. He was the head of household and the sole bread winner. So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft. Finally, there were only two people left, and one parachute. One person was a 12 year old boy, and the other was a 65 year old man. The old man said, “Well son, I have lived a good life, and you are too young to die, you have a long life ahead of you. So, you take the last parachute. The boy asked, “Why, Sir?” The old man said, “Well, there is only one parachute left.”

The little lad said, “Sir there are really two parachutes left.” The old gentlemen asked, excitedly, “Yeah? How?” “Well,” replied the boy, “you know that guy who thought he was the smartest and greatest thing that hit the face of the Earth?

He grabbed my backpack.”

 

 

 

ROTARY INFORMATION

Gates Foundation joins with Rotary to boost polio endgame support

Jeff Raikes, chief executive officer of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, addresses Rotarians during the recent RI Convention in Lisbon.

An announcement at the Rotary International Convention in Lisbon, Portugal, set the stage for a bold new chapter in the partnership between Rotary and the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation in the campaign for polio eradication.

“Going forward, the Gates Foundation will match two-to-one, up to US$35 million per year, every dollar Rotary commits to reduce the funding shortfall for polio eradication through 2018,” said Jeff Raikes, the foundation’s chief executive officer, in a pre-recorded video address shown during the convention’s plenary session on 25 June. “If fully realized, the value of this new partnership with Rotary is more than $500 million. In this way, your contributions to polio will work twice as hard.”

The joint effort, called End Polio Now – Make History Today, comes during a critical phase for the Global Polio Eradication Initiative . The estimated cost of the initiative’s 2013-18 Polio Eradication and Endgame Strategic Plan is $5.5 billion. Funding commitments , announced at the Global Vaccine Summit in April, total $4 billion. Unless the $1.5 billion funding gap is met, immunization levels in polio-affected countries will decrease. And if polio is allowed to rebound, within a decade, more than 200,000 children worldwide could be paralysed every year.

FULL STORY HERE.

Remember these?  We do not want to go back to these days again.

 

THOUGHT OF THE WEEK

 

CAUSES WORTH SUPPORTING

ROMAC ROTARY OCEANIA MEDICAL AID for CHILDREN

Mission Statement

To provide medical treatment for children from developing countries in the form of life saving and/or dignity restoring surgery not accessible to them in their home country.

Bettye Tancred the wife of our District Governor Geoff Tancred has chosen ROMAC as the cause for their year in office.  This is a most worthy cause and the proceeds of our raffle on our change over dinner went to ROMAC.

Martin came to Auckland early in the New Year from the small island of Bougainville in Papua New Guinea. He and his mother Linda travelled by truck over bumpy dirt roads to the ferry terminal, by banana boat to Buka Island, by plane from Buka Town to Port Moresby before boarding a flight to Brisbane.

After spending 5 hours in a transit lounge in Brisbane they boarded a flight to Auckland and arrived here after midnight, more than 24 hrs after leaving their home.

After only a couple of hours sleep Martin was admitted to Starship and the series of tests began. Overwhelming for anyone – let alone a child under two and his mother who didn’t speak English.

The following day Martin underwent brain and facial surgery. Following surgery, Martin and Linda were hosted by the local PNG community

Five weeks later, Martin he returned home to PNG – developmentally normal, happy and sociable.

 

ROMAC WEB SITE

 

 

Rotary International President Ron Burton

Governor of District 9700 Geoff Tancred

Coolamon Club President  Dick Jennings

Coolamon Club Secretary Paul Weston

Club Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701

Websites of Interest

Coolamon Rotary Club: http://coolamonrotary.com

Road MAPS to Africa a Coolamon Rotary Project: http://www.mountainsofthemoon.org/

Rotary Down Under on line: http://flipflashpages.uniflip.com/2/26587/49598/pub

The Orphan Rescue Kit a Coolamon RC Project: http://theork.com/

Our Rotary Centennial Twin Club Hout Bay, Cape Town, South Africa: http://www.rotaryhoutbay.org


Don’t forget to regularly check our club web site for current information such as bingo rosters and various newsletters from the District Governor, the School of St. Jude’s, the monthly membership on the move newsletter as well as several other club bulletins.

 

Bulletin Editor and Web Site:  John Glassford


 

 

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #44

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #44

JUNE IS ROTARY FELLOWSHIP  MONTH.

 

There are many fellowships that you can join as a Rotarian here is a list of available fellowships:

Rotary Fellowships.

This week we look at the Skiing Fellowship:

The International Skiing Fellowship of Rotarians ISFR is a group of Rotarians dedicated to promoting skiing as an opportunity for fellowship and service.

Skiing is enjoyed world wide by thousands of Rotarians and their families of all ages and abilities. What better and more enjoyable avenue to build new friendships and international understanding than to join your fellow Rotarians and sharpen your skills on the slopes of the world or see the world on cross-country skis! Not only will your physical fitness improve, but with a closer understanding of Rotary ideals your spirit will be enriched as well.

By joining the Fellowship, you will not only meet Rotarians from around the world who share your interest in skiing, but you will create lasting friendships.

ISFR St Anton, Austria 2013


NO MEETING MONDAY 24th. JUNE

SUNRISE CHANGE OVER DINNER IN WAGGA

This week we cancelled our regular meeting and decided to attend the Wagga Wagga Sunrise Rotary Club’s change over dinner.  In all 9 of us represented Coolamon at the dinner held at the Wagga Wagga Country Club.  It was an excellent evening with great food and even better fellowship.

There were three Paul Harris Awards and a new president in Peter Gissing.  Looks like a good year coming up for Sunrise.

However the highlight of the night was the presentation of the Rotary International Service Above Self Award to PDG Fred Loneragan.  This is the highest award given to a Rotarian and only 150 are awarded annually by the RI President.  There have only been 5 SAS recipients in District 9700 since the inception of the award in 1991.  Congratulations Fred well deserved mate!

 

 

Diary Reminders

June 23-26 2013 Rotary International Convention in Lisbon.   RI Convention Lisbon.

*Thursday 27th June Wagga Wagga Rotary Change over Dinner.

*Saturday June 29th District 9700 Annual Change Over Dinner.

*Monday July 1st COOLAMON 42nd Change Over Night.

*Monday July 1st Temora RC Annual Change Over Dinner. Temora Bowling Club 6.30pm.

*Tuesday July 2nd Lockhart Annual Change Over Dinner.  Lockhart Football Club 6.30pm.

*Sunday July 7th Junee RC Annual Change Over LUNCH,  noon for 12.30.

*Monday July 8th Guest Speaker TBA

*Wednesday July 10th Narrandera RC Change over dinner Ex Servicemans Club, Narrandera.  6.30 for 7pm

Monday 15th July Business meeting followed by a Board Meeting.

*Monday 5th August Shop Locally Campaign Business Houses Meeting.

Thursday 8th August BINGO: Garth Perkin, Grahame Miles, Don Dyce, Rodney Jarrett

*Saturday 17th August Darkness to Light Dinner RC of Wagga Wagga BOOK NOW!

Saturday 12th October Coolamon and Ganmain Hospital Fete IN Ganmain.

*Partners and Guests Night.

 

ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT SAKUJI TANAKA

These upbeat and energetic Rotarians from Holland typify convention goers. I love meeting people from different parts of the world. It’s what makes the convention and Rotary so special.

Thank you all for joining Kyoko and me here in Lisbon, Harbor for Peace, to celebrate this wonderful year of Peace Through Service. I’ve always dreamed of a more peaceful world, and for me this convention has been my dream come true.

ロータリー国際大会のためにリスボンまでお越しくださった皆さま、心より感謝を申し上げます。「奉仕を通じて平和を」の年度の幕締めを「平和の港」リスボンで皆さまと一緒に迎えられたことを、大変嬉しく感じています。

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

 

Wedding Cake

Doctor was addressing a large audience: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, “Wedding Cake.”

ERIC VAN SOEST

Evolution

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”

The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made..”

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”

The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”

Jasmine

Blonde Coffee

It was a blondes first day at the office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.

Eager to prove her worth to her new bosses, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to the nearby coffee shop.

She held up the thermos so that the counterman could view it, and she asked, “Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?”

The counterman looked at the thermos and replied, “Yes. It looks like about six cups to me.”

“Oh good!” the blonde sighed in relief. “Give me three regular, one black, and two decaf.”

Diane

 

ROTARY INFORMATION

This week in Lisbon over 20,000 Rotarians from around the world are attending the annual RI Convention.

Here are some photos:


Also I am posting daily video highlights on our web site here of the Convention.

 

BUCKET LIST

Overlooking the Adriatic Sea, Italy, the Grotta Palazzese restaurant peacefully resides inside a cave!

CAUSES WORTH SUPPORTING

Dame Daphne Sheldrick’s Elephant Orphanage Nairobi Kenya

Playful Barsilinga plays up for the camera in this photo taken last week. Having been in our care since March 2012, this little bull arrived at just 2 weeks old after his mother suffered a horrific death following a poaching attack.

Very vulnerable and frightened upon being rescued, Barsilinga was luckily in a very good condition physically and continues to thrive at the Nairobi Nursery.

Foster Barsilinga and help us provide him with the love and care he needs to one day return to the wild:

Sheldrick’s Elephant Orphanage

Rotary International President Sakuji Tanaka

Governor of District 9700  Greg Brown

Coolamon Club President  Paul Weston

Coolamon Club Secretary  John Glassford

Club Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701

Websites of Interest

Coolamon Rotary Club: http://coolamonrotary.com

Road MAPS to Africa a Coolamon Rotary Project: http://www.mountainsofthemoon.org/

Rotary Down Under on line: http://flipflashpages.uniflip.com/2/26587/49598/pub

The Orphan Rescue Kit a Coolamon RC Project: http://theork.com/

Our Rotary Centennial Twin Club Hout Bay, Cape Town, South Africa: http://www.rotaryhoutbay.org


Don’t forget to regularly check our club web site for current information such as bingo rosters and various newsletters from the District Governor, the School of St. Jude’s, the monthly membership on the move newsletter as well as several other club bulletins.

 

Bulletin Editor and Web Site:  John Glassford


 

 

The Rotary world comes to Lisbon for the opening of the 2013 convention

Several centuries ago, Portuguese explorers set sail from Lisbon to explore the world over the seas.

On Sunday, the world, or at least representative parts of it, came to Lisbon, as Rotarians from more than 225 countries and geographic areas gathered for the opening plenary session of the 2013 Rotary International Convention, Lisbon: A Harbour for Peace.

Peace took centre stage all day. During his opening remarks, RI President Sakuji Tanaka, who selected Peace Through Service as this year’s RI theme, shared how he came to make a connection between peace and service. He recalled that he was still very young when he heard the radio broadcast by Japanese Emperor Hirohito announcing the end of World War II.

RI President Tanaka Launches Lisbon Convention from Rotary International on Vimeo.

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #43

Coolamon Rotary News Bulletin #43

JUNE IS ROTARY FELLOWSHIP  MONTH.

 

There are many fellowships that you can join as a Rotarian here is a list of available fellowships:

 

Rotary Fellowships.

SURFACE ABOVE SELF

Welcome to the online home of the International Fellowship of Rotarian Scuba Divers (IFRSD).  The IFRSD is the Rotary International fellowship for Rotarians who scuba dive.

We dive as a group once or twice a year, often on board a live-aboard vessel in exotic destinations like Fiji, Coco Island or Palau, but also on land trips in the Caribbean or other prime diving locations. On each trip we connect with a local Rotary club and contribute to a local project or cause.

 

Scuba Diving Rotarians

Diving in Cancun Mexico


MEETING MONDAY 17th. JUNE

Left to right Maddy Tokely, Emma Crocker, Paul Weston and from the Salvation Army Caleb Smith. Absent Ashley Carroll.

President Paul Weston presenting the Salvation Army Red Shield appeal certificates to two of the Coolamon students who helped collect a record amount for the Salvation Army on Red Shield day from the Coolamon residents.

President Paul thanked all the volunteers who collected for the Salvation army and we raised $2,716.00 on the two days.  Special thanks to Ted Hutcheon.

After dinner we had a planning meeting for our change over night which was followed by a board meeting, the last one for Paul’s year as president.   There will be no rest for Paul next Rotary year as Paul has volunteered to be our secretary, good on you Paul.

 

PRESIDENT PAUL WESTON’S REPORT

President’s report

The Rotary year is rapidly coming to an end.  Our changeover is less than two weeks away, and our projects for the year are done.  In lieu of our regular meeting next week, a number of us will be going to Wagga next Tuesday to experience the Wagga Sunrise changeover.  John Glassford has hinted that we won’t regret forking over the $50 pp to attend, so we’re eagerly awaiting the night.

Looking back on the year, I’d have to say I’m fairly satisfied.  We met most of the goals we set out for the year, none more important than adding five new members to the club.  Not just five warm bodies, but five active members of the community who are already demonstrating their dedication to the goals of Rotary.  It’s important that we continue this effort to add new members, and I’m confident that success in this area will breed success as our club has increased impact on the community.

Our Shop Locally program is done for this Rotary year, but I’m happy to announce that the program will continue in President Dick’s year with a business financing workshop scheduled for August 5.  We never managed to squeeze in a joint venture or social outing with the Lions, but I understand incoming president Dick is working on an outing to Wagga with Lions sometime in his year.

I’ll have a more complete wrap-up at the changeover on July 1, so I look forward to seeing you there.  I’d like to thank the hard work of all the members of our great little club; we may be small in numbers, but we’re big in heart and punch above our weight.  Everyone seems to find a way to contribute, which makes this club work.  Thank you for making my job easier.

Yours in Rotary,
Paul

 

Diary Reminders

*Saturday 22nd June RC Murrumbidgee  Changeover at the Mercure Premiere Motel, 6.30 for 7pm.

June 23-26 2013 Rotary International Convention in Lisbon.   RI Convention Lisbon.

Monday 24th June NO MEETING We are going to Wagga Wagga Sunrise Change Over Dinner on Tuesday 25th.

Monday 24th June RC South Wagga at the Wagga RSL Club  6.30 for 7.00 pm.

*Tuesday 25th June Wagga Wagga Sunrise Annual Change Over Dinner Country Club Wagga 6.30pm.

*Wednesday June 26th Henty RC Annual Change Over Dinner.  Community Club 6.30pm.

*Thursday 27th June Wagga Wagga Rotary Change over Dinner.

*Saturday June 29th District 9700 Annual Change Over Dinner.

*Monday July 1st COOLAMON 42nd Change Over Night.

*Monday July 1st Temora RC Annual Change Over Dinner. Temora Bowling Club 6.30pm.

*Tuesday July 2nd Lockhart Annual Change Over Dinner.  Lockhart Football Club 6.30pm.

*Sunday July 7th Junee RC Annual Change Over LUNCH,  noon for 12.30.

*Wednesday July 10th Narrandera RC Change over dinner Ex Servicemans Club, Narrandera.  6.30 for 7pm

*Saturday 17th August Darkness to Light Dinner RC of Wagga Wagga BOOK NOW!

Saturday 12th October Coolamon and Ganmain Hospital Fete IN Ganmain.

*Partners and Guests Night.

 

ROTARY INTERNATIONAL PRESIDENT SAKUJI TANAKA

Rotarians in District 1750 in France published a book of children’s drawings on the subject of peace in honour of my theme Peace Through Service. My sincere thanks to the children and Rotarians for their time and effort creating this wonderful work of art.

 

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

Very Drunk

A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, “Is that the sun or the moon?”
The other drunk man answers, “I don’t know. I’m a stranger here myself.”

Weddings

When I was young I didn’t like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, “You’re next”
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

Chinese Torture

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.

He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. “I’m lost,” said the man. “Can you put me up for the night?”

“Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man.”

“Ok,” said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure.

She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn’t keep her eyes off him during the meal.

Remembering the old man’s warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone.

But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion.

He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn’t hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke in the morning with the feel of pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, “Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest.”

“Well, that’s pretty crappy,” he thought. “If that’s the best the old man can do then I don’t have much to worry about.”

He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: “Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left t……….”

In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end.

Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, “Chinese Torture 3: Right t……. tied to bedpost.”

 

 

ROTARY INFORMATION

CHANGE OVER INDUCTION DINNERS

TO

2012-2013                                                            2013-2014

Induction dinners or luncheons for the new Rotary Year are a tradition of Rotary Clubs around the world.

Coolamon is no exception and we look forward to the 42nd Change Over dinner on July 1st in Coolamon.  We get to celebrate President Paul’s year as president and induct Dick Jennings as our new president for 2013-3014.  We will have the honour to have our new District Governor present, Geoff and Bettye Tancred.  This will be DG Geoff’s first official engagement as District Governor of D9700.

Several clubs in our District 9700 have already had their change over dinners.  We will welcome visiting Rotarians and some of us will attend change over dinners in our area.

Some clubs go to great lengths to have a memorable night.  This sometimes includes skits, choirs and shows.  Some clubs also theme the event and members and guests are invited to dress for the theme.

So come along and enjoy our night of fellowship and renewal.

 

PP Marg Perkin hands over to President Paul Weston June 2012

Here is an interesting invitation to the change over dinner for the Rotary Club of Voi in Kenya:

Rotary Club Of Voi will be having their installation on the 15th of June at the Voi Wildlife Lodge.. Anyone going down in that direction feel free to pass by!

Tickets for the installation are going at Kshs 1,200.
The dinner kicks off as from 7pm.
Dress code: Semi-formal

 


BUCKET LIST

Cancun Mexico

Cancun Underwater Museum

CANCUN ROTARY CLUB


CAUSES WORTH SUPPORTING

 


Rotary International President Sakuji Tanaka

Governor of District 9700  Greg Brown

Coolamon Club President  Paul Weston

Coolamon Club Secretary  John Glassford

Club Treasurer  Henk Hulsman

Coolamon Rotary Club Inc. P.O. Box 23 COOLAMON N.S.W. 2701

Websites of Interest

Coolamon Rotary Club: http://coolamonrotary.com

Road MAPS to Africa a Coolamon Rotary Project: http://www.mountainsofthemoon.org/

Rotary Down Under on line: http://flipflashpages.uniflip.com/2/26587/49598/pub

The Orphan Rescue Kit a Coolamon RC Project: http://theork.com/

Our Rotary Centennial Twin Club Hout Bay, Cape Town, South Africa: http://www.rotaryhoutbay.org


Don’t forget to regularly check our club web site for current information such as bingo rosters and various newsletters from the District Governor, the School of St. Jude’s, the monthly membership on the move newsletter as well as several other club bulletins.

 

Bulletin Editor and Web Site:  John Glassford